I have no regrets.
Granted, but it’s 2047392937382982737382929294947483902033738392920938373838392036367465181993873729937382937747010^3627747382836647383828737473893939939393838383883, and since that’s takes so impossibly long to say, you just forget about it.
Edit: GOSH DARNIT LUNA YOU’VE NINJAD ME YET AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHH
You get your dollar, but you’re cursed to be ninja’d forever more.
I wish for wings sprouting out of my back that allow me to fly within the laws of physics