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Truthless of Shinovar

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  1. Shadolin, all the way! Here, this should convince you:
  2. Could someone give me a daring truth? Or was it a truthful dare? If I’m telling the truth, I’d rather do a dare, but the daring aspect of that frightens me, truthfully. If you’re truthfully (or daringly) confused, I’ll take a truth! edit: @Lunamor, would you vote Brandon Sanderson 2020?
  3. Hehe... down slash saves me, every time
  4. I see, you found the Path to Win the Game. Did you have much trouble finding and slaying the dragon? Collecting the Kraken’s intestines was especially hard for me.
  5. “Booooooo,” Truthless said. “I’ve got a sword that can cut through that stuff! Now who were you?”
  6. Since Luna was busy dancing, Truthless rolled a 20-sided dice for dexterity for her. It landed on the twenty. ”Luna!!” Truthless called out. “You can break-dance now!!”
  7. “Why do you assume you’re the smartest in the room? (Hey!) Why do you assume you’re the smartest in the room? (Hey!) Why do you assume you’re the smartest in the room? (Hey!) Soon that attitude may be your doom. Why do you write like you’re running out of time? (Hey!) Write day and night like you’re running out of time? (Hey!) Everyday you fight like you’re running out of time? (Hey!) Keep on fighting in the meantime, NONSTOP!”
  8. Since the fish can only blub, the Nightwatcher grants its wish of having a human that can breathe underwater and speak to it. The bane is that the fish suddenly has a strong dislike of the taste of bugs. I wish for more time to watch Stranger Things (while eating fish).
  9. Wait would it be classified as a cartoon or a claymation? (Either way, it’s still awesome)
  10. “Even though we started at the very same time, Alexander Hamilton began to climb. How to account for his rise to the top?! Maaan, the man is nonstop!!”
  11. “I finished up my studies and I practiced law,”
  12. I think you mean "expect *wins* I do."
  13. "HAP-" Truthless managed to sing before catching himself. He cleared his throat, looking embarrassed, then took another deep breath. "You say The price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay You cry In your tea which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by Why so sad? Remember we made an arrangement when you went away Now you're making me mad Remember, despite our estrangement, I'm your man You'll be back, soon you'll see You'll remember you belong to me You'll be back, time will tell You'll remember that I served you well Oceans rise, empires fall We have seen each other through it all And when push comes to shove I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da ya da! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da... You say our love is draining and you can't go on You'll be the one complaining when I am gone... And no, don't change the subject Cuz you're my favorite subject My sweet, submissive subject My loyal, royal subject Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever... You'll be back like before I will fight the fight and win the war For your love, for your praise And I'll love you till my dying days When you're gone, I'll go mad So don't throw away this thing we had Cuz when push comes to shove I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da ya da! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat— Everybody! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da ya da! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da da da da Dat dat da ya da!" Truthless finished, feeling very winded. "On that note..." Truthless continued, "After the war, I went back to New York..." @Lunamor I take Burr you've got Hamilton??
  14. Truthless took a deep, deep breath, about to belt out into song.
  15. It was a... disturbing... experience for everybody who ate them, to say the least. Anyone else getting flashbacks to the exploding pizza episode of Phineas and Ferb?
  16. Granted, but you bite the bait on the hook. I wish for a cooked fish, salmon in particular.
  17. You could try “profanities!!” or maybe even “crude language!” if you’re really feeling angry
  18. Everybody got baked potatoes, and the world was happy.
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