AngryMistspren

Hi. I don’t really like Ham that much. He was a non-entity in the books to me. I also thought Tindwyl was too hard on my perfect boy Elend

Also, I think that Szeth was a coward in the first two books, and a perfect anti-thesis to Kaladin in the Way of Kings.

Yeah, Moash was my choice. However, I can also confidently say that I love to hate Moash. However, I simply HATE Straff Venture. There are many obvious reasons for this, such as the fact that he has a harem and ABUSES HIS CHILDREN. Also he threatened to deflower my sweet child Vin who I will protect forever.

Yeah, sure! That was what I was thinking of as well, because I kind of wanted to use Transportation as a surge. We can also come up with new surges if you’d like, and maybe mix them with some of the old ones?

If anyone cares, I’m gonna slip into my RP personality and start my own story. a reasonably tall young woman walks up to the door of a derilect building, with a run-down sign on the front reading Blackbane Tavern. The young woman smiles forlornly at her building and enters, careful not to get splinters on the broken wood. Her eyes dart around to the disgusting floors and few resources. She sighs, and then sets to work. There are many lit spheres throughout the room, bathing it in an ambient light. Isri always loved working by Stormlight. As she sweeps away a set of broken glasses, she feels a sharp pain in her hand. The sudden sting is enough to elicit a gasp, and the light in the room noticeably dims. Isri pays no mind to this, but small, floating spren beside her does.

I’d definitely allow it. Please, make your story, and discover your order.

My name is Angry Mistspren, and I have always been just slightly dissatisfied with the ten orders that Lord Sanderson created for his Stormlight Archives Series. Not to shame Sanderson, but sometimes I wish that I could make my own order of Radiant. That’s likely why I made this thread, in order to share my ideas and also role play as these new orders. To be clear, I intended this to be an Alternate Universe of SA, where the orders are replaced by new ones. Also, I will only be imagining one myself, to leave this open for anyone who wants to join. In honesty, this may not go anywhere, and that will be fine. I just want to tell a story.

A young woman enters the room, her eyes alight with excitement and mirth. She steps up to the person admitting Knights, and starts to speak to them. “Hi! My name is Ehela, and I would like to join the Knights Awkward. I’ve been following your group for a while now, and I think that I would fit in. I have been studying the surges that you use, and the Spren that support you, and I hope to help you all find out more information about Bookbinding. Anyways, I really hope you let me join” With this, Ehela withdraws to the back and waits for a response with her copy of Oathbringer.

hey just doin this to see when this thread is updated

Trapper - Last of the Dusk Vorin - Ississi (Reminiscent of my own name) Unkalaki - nah broooo Shin - Abella-Daughter-Daughter-Patria Sel - Ehelona (Aon for Fire/Warmth) Returned - Blazebringer (I am a passionate, energetic person, who likes Dustbringers) Kandra - IssTiir (I think it fits idk) Intent - Fidelity

OH DEAR ADOLNASIUM HOW HAVE I NOT FOUND THIS PLACE BEFORE. I am serious shipper trash, and I feel for triad Shakadolin, but also maybe a Kaladin/Moash thing like Vin and Zane. I don’t know, there are just a lot of valuable pairings in Stormlight Archive.

I can wholly agree with the whole Kalash thing, but kind of as a corrupted ship based off of the current canon, like Vin and Zane. Anyways, I am pure shipper trash, so this evokes something in me.

I think I just found my new home. Also, this is what comes up when you look for Moash on Google Images

Alright, so I am currently re-reading Oathbringer for the third time, and I just came across the chapter with Shallans first (and only) encounter with Re-Shephir, and there was this one specific line of dialogue that fascinated me. I’m new to the forum, so I don’t know if this has been covered before, but the line in question is in Chapter 30, when Shallan gets to know Re-Shephir through a really surreal experience. Anyways, the exact thing that I’m talking about is this I don’t know. Re-Shephir is probably my favorite Unmade, (I can relate to her attempts to understand humanity) and I can’t help but wonder what would happen if she had managed to bond with Shallan. Any ideas?

I don’t need it anyways “My Life to Yours, my Breath Becomes Yours

I took your cookie. You motherheckerrrrrrr

I really like the ideas for all of those, but stoicspren may be my favorite.

Yeah! Rlain bonding anything would be amazing! On another separate note, what do any of you think about the Spren of the Stonewards. I just feel that Stonespren may be too obvious.

Yeah, probably. It was just something I’ve been thinking about for a while. I cannot wait for any other hypothetical Bondsmiths to arise, especially someone bonded to the Sibling, who we know nothing about.

It’d be pretty crazy. Probably like how Eras Three and Four of Scadrial will be crazy. Anyways, memespren probably exist individually, but something like knowledge or awespren would be abundant on the internet. Shifting Topics, does anyone think that Bondsmiths might be able to make Nahel Bonds between Spren and people. It would definitely be another way to make the order unique!

I think that we can all agree that one of the best parts of Stormlight Archive is the world building. The way that every part of the story is perfectly crafted really astounds me. One large part of this is the idea of the Spren. They are (loosely) physical manifestations of thoughts and perceptions, plus also maybe being splinters of a god. Basically, the lore surrounding Spren is fascinating, and sometimes I feel that they don’t get enough credit, but that probably isn’t true. Anyways, this thread is really just talking about the coolest types of Spren, and possibly maybe ideas for new types of Spren. Personally, I am quite partial to Cryptics, and I think creationspren are pretty fun too.