Lunamor

because he represented healthy cereal.

That looks like the way out! I knew we'd make it!

It was dark. This time, Jenny wasn’t running, wasn’t fighting. She was just floating alone. Just her and nothing. Why do you refuse to listen to me? A hooded figure suddenly appeared directly in front of her, closer than it had ever been before. The face, however, remained as shadowed as ever, features indistinguishable. You will hurt them. It is only a matter of time. You can’t control yourself. ”I didn’t-“ You attacked Edgar. You’l do it again. You can’t stop it. The figure creeped closer until they were face to shadowed face. You can run, or you can give in. You are refusing to run. It reached a bony finger in her direction. It’s only a matter of time. Jenny tried to jerk backwards, but was unable to move. She couldn’t give in. She wouldn’t give in. She balled up her hands into fists and slammed them below her. Something shattered, and the figure shot upwards. No, she was falling downwards. Jenny had time to take a single breath before she impacted something hard. It knocked the wind out of her, but she was otherwise unharmed. She managed to stand, and realized she had hit a ground of some sort. Looking around, the place felt familiar, somehow.

Go ahead. I'll follow your lead and watch your back.

Chuck Norris invented the car in order to give his victims the impression they could escape him.

Chuck Norris ties himself down at night to prevent himself from sleep-killing. When he kills, he wants to remember it.

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I really, really, really wanna zigazig ah

‘Cause I wanna.

I'd rather not tangle with her right now. Let's try to sneak by. Just take it nice and slow, and watch where you step.

By this point, Jenny had already passed out. Her breathing was noticeable, chest rising and falling. That was odd, for her. It wasn’t heavy breathing, but it was a step up from her normal corpse-like state when she slept.

“I’m good, although I appreciate the gesture.” Jenny yawned. She was so tired… maybe her instincts were a little off. Sleep was good. Why did her head hurt? That didn’t matter. She began to nod off.

Something in Jenny was terrified of falling asleep. She didn’t know why it was so scared, but she listened to the feeling anyways. She trusted her instincts. ”For some reason sleep doesn’t sound like a good idea to me right now.”

Jenny had no idea if she’d successfully convinced Ed or not. She hoped so. She sat still for a moment. Her tiredness allowed her to do that for once. She was worried that falling asleep wasn’t a good idea, however. They needed to be able to leave quickly, so Jenny needed to be alert. ”I need to find a way to stay awake. Got any ideas?” She rarely had this problem. Jenny had a surprisingly good sleep schedule.

Math was invented by Chuck Norris as a body-count system.

“Sometimes there’s only so much you can do. You can’t tough out everything. Please don’t think this was your fault.” Jenny was a bit worried by Ed’s answer. She didn’t like the possibility that whatever Terrance had was contagious.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking.

“He’s listening. That’s good enough for now.” Jenny scanned Ed, checking for visible signs of injury. It was probably fine to ask about whatever had happened to him a few minutes ago now. ”Are you ok? You seemed like you were hurting really badly earlier.”

There are currently 5 dormant viruses that could eradicate the world’s population in less than a week. They are lying low because Chuck Norris does not like competition.

At the start of every summer, Chuck Norris begins practicing his roundhouse kicks outside. We know this as hurricane season.

Jenny smiled. He’d finally listened. She’d actually helped. She would’ve thanked Terrance for staying, but was worried speaking to him again would somehow scare him off. She squeezed Ed’s hand and whispered to him. ”Thanks for backing me up.” @Weaver of Lights

Here’s a baby. I have a dog bone.

I take advantage of you misspelling my name as Lunar to successfully command you to give me the sandwich out of embarrassment.

“It’s not doing that right now, Terrance. I know how rare that is for people like us. I’d encourage you to take advantage of this opportunity, at least give us a chance.“

When Chuck Norris gets in a car crash the air bags do not save Chuck Norris, they save the car.

I hate those damn things. Too many eyes, you know?