There once was a girl named Lift,
Who’s attention was prone to drift,
But she always was awesome,
(Although might eat a possum),
Food was her favorite gift.
There was once a man named Wayne,
Many different people he feigned,
But when he loses his hat,
His first words are “Oh drat!”,
As without it he can’t stay sane.
There was once a man named Lopen,
Who’s cousins numbered more than ten,
When he lost his arm,
It only increased his charm,
As it let him makes jokes about one-armed men.