Lunamor

Ben ignored their conversation. He was intently watching James Bond. He had never expected to like it so much- it was amazing! He decided to start introducing himself by saying “Carter, Ben Carter”.

“20 including Doc, I believe.” Ben said.

Well I am on... matter, so triple there!!!

Thanks! Granted. You can no longer taste cilantro (this one could be bad or good, depending on if you are one of those people who think cilantro tastes like soap). I wish for the ability to type using my mind.

Well I am on water! So there!

Yeah, he hasn’t been on since Saturday. Edit: Now that Bean is sadly permanently offline, @Gancho Libre, you’re it!!!!! *runs away*

Sounds painful.

Honor Cultivation Preservation Autonomy Renarin (we don’t know what exactly he is) Lightweaver Elsecaller Willshaper Stoneward Fused Regal Herald Coinshot Lurcher Tineye Pewterarm Rioter Soother Smoker Seeker Pulser Leecher Seer Mistborn Crasher (Wax) (Skimmer/Coinshot) Wayne (Bloodmaker/Slider) Miles (Bloodmaker/Augur) Koloss Kandra Chimera Returned Nalthian Elantrian Sand master Things that sense Cognitive presence Removed Dakhor Monk- imagine trying to eat those crazy bones! Which would make the best McDonald’s employee?

Honor Cultivation Preservation Autonomy Renarin (we don’t know what exactly he is) Lightweaver Elsecaller Willshaper Stoneward Fused Regal Herald Coinshot Lurcher Tineye Pewterarm Rioter Soother Smoker Seeker Pulser Leecher Seer Mistborn Crasher (Wax) (Skimmer/Coinshot) Wayne (Bloodmaker/Slider) Miles (Bloodmaker/Augur) Koloss Kandra Chimera Returned Nalthian Elantrian Dakhor monk Forger Sand master Things that sense Cognitive presence Removed Avair, as it could probably hide me from a shade (depending on the bird). Which would you want to have when attempting to find the legendary 10th pancake?

BUTYOUCOULDBEFIRE!!!

*sucks in a very large breath* Granted. Suddenly, an evil waffle monster appears behind you in a cloud of purple smoke. As you look into its red, gleaming, sparkling, thundering, evil, scary eyes you feel sad, fearful, anxious, afraid, disturbed, and hungry. You forgot to eat your lunch, but you were planning on having 22 rolls of sushi containing salmon, rice, and seaweed. You had bought them at your local supermarket for $8. It is covered in glistening light brown (not dark brown) syrup that slowly drips onto the floor, pooling into a puddle of deliciousness. It is very sticky, and some of it gets into your shoe. That is rather annoying, although not the greatest of your worries at the moment. Your sock makes a squishing noise as you take a step backwards. It has exactly 4017.2 squares. It is 1056.01 feet tall, and 174.06 feet wide. In its hands it holds the evil pancake sword of pancakeia, forged in the mountains of butter by an angry elf with a blister on his right big toe named joe the 3rd. Joe was normally a janitor, but the normal blacksmith had caught a cold and stayed home that day. While at home, he coughed exactly 32 times. Joe also had a cat named Goose that may or may not have swallowed an eternity stone. The sword is made up of alternating layers of butter, syrup, strawberries, whipped cream, pancakes, raw batter, waffles, and chocolate. As it brings up its sword for a killing strike, the last thing you see is a weird mold growing on a nearby wall that is a mixture of neon and forest green. I wish for Awesomeness.

*wins*

With an angry cat.

They were a hit sensation.

With Lift as the star.

“How?” Ben asked, curious.

“Oh yeah, I don’t think we have. I’m Ben, a Truthwatcher. Nice to meet you!” Ben wondered why so many new Radiants had come today.

Ben wandered over, then sat down on the opposite end of the couch. He had finished his book, and was curious as to why people liked James Bond so much.

And also ascended to the Shard of Waffles.

Grrrrrr. Exploded with Stormlight!

A simulation called... the Trixma.

Which was basically the same thing.

*wins*

Yep! I took out Ruin, Odium, Inquisitor, and Worldhopper.