Lunamor

2 minutes ago, Sorana said:

"Can you lightweave a spider?"

Shana grinned in anticipation.

"We could have it crawl over someones feet."

Ben’s grin widened. He held out his hand, and a huge black spider with red patterns that was about the size of his palm crawled onto it. It waved one of its legs hello at Shana. He frowned at it. Maybe it was a little over the top?

”Too big?”

2 minutes ago, Sorana said:

Shana buried her face in his shoulder and laughed silently.

"Let's see how they handle that."

She turned to another one of Leona's classmates, a boy who was dancing an showing of. Slicking his shoes was so easy, and the sight when he lost his grip and fell on the floor was worth diamonds.

"Good thing we're no boring adults."

Seemingly innocent she ate another fry and considered pulverizing all of them.

“Yep. Using mystical powers to create banana peel and whoopee cushion like effects is something only us children are allowed to do.”

A small lightweaving caused the boy to mistake where exactly the floor was and he fell again, his yelp of surprise carrying across the gym as far louder than it should have been. Ben would have felt bad for him, except he had once seen him ripping up library books and throwing the pages at people. No one did that and got away with it on his watch.

5 minutes ago, Sorana said:

Shana leaned over and whispered in his ear.

"Do you see that girl over there? She makes fun of Leona. The one in the red dress, with the guy in the grey tux."

She inhaled a little bit more stormlight and slicked the carrot the girl was trying to eat. When she tried to pick it up with her fork, the carrot slipped away, directly on her dress and left a large stain. Shana quickly turned away and hid her laugh behind a glass of water.

Ben, somehow managing to keep a straight face, attached a lightweaving to Glint and sent him the girl’s direction. A few seconds later, a large fart noise could be heard coming from her direction. 

“I feel like I’m 4!”

he said, trying to keep his laughter somewhat contained to avoid raising any suspicions.

6 minutes ago, Sorana said:

"Cool."

Shana grinned at him, inhaled a tiny amount of stormlight and pulverized a potato on her plate.

"They were cooked to long..."

she offered as matter of explanation.

Ben, a bit jealous of Shana’s ability to destroy stuff like that, eyed a particularly ugly fry on his plate. He made sure that no one nearby was looking his direction, then lightweaved it to look like a normal, delicious fry. He snatched it up and ate it, grinning and trying to ignore the extremely soggy texture of the fry.

Causing it to melt.

Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Just now, Sorana said:

Shana smiled at him and ate as well.

"Do you think you could maybe cover us? Then we can avoid questions why we head outside, before it's really started."

Ben smiled back.

“I probably could, yeah. Good idea.”

He had been practicing with illusions a lot more lately, in case he could use them to help out in combat somehow.

Causing the empire to sink.

Yay chicken pictures!

Here we have a cuddle chicken and a death chicken:

I’ll be on the list!

Cousin of the Ghanderflaffle King.

3 hours ago, Sorana said:

Shana led him to a table at the side.

"Let's head outside after eating?"

“Sure.” 

Ben started to eat his food, unsure as to what to talk about next.

17 minutes ago, Sorana said:

Shana followed him to the food and grabbed a platter. Then she put whatever looked nice on it, until it was full. She would have to return for dessert later.

Ben grabbed a plate and put quite a bit of cheese and crackers on it, carefully arranging them by size and shape.

23 minutes ago, Sorana said:

Shana grinned as well.

"We could grab some food, skip the dancing part and go for a walk?"

She suggested, because she knew how uncomfortable he was around crowds. And she didn't mind. She wanted to spend some time with him.

“That sounds great.”

Ben walked over to the food, waving at Flid and Leona. They were cute together.

23 minutes ago, Sorana said:

"Sure."

Shana continued to hold his hand, unwilling to let go.

"It's over there."

Leaning over she added quieter.

"I can't dance. But I'll try for you and improvise something."

Ben internally breathed a sigh of relief. 

“I-I can’t really dance either. I mean, I practiced a little bit... but yeah, I’m pretty hopeless in that area.” 

He grinned sheepishly.

4 minutes ago, Sorana said:

"Do you want to dance?"

Shana asked and searched for the others. They were all here and she smiled when she saw them talking. But for now, she would spend some time with Ben.

"Or we could grab some food first?"

“Um...”

Ben thought for a moment. Even though he had practiced a little bit of dancing, he was still worried that he would completely humiliate Shana. Best to put it off as long as possible.

”Can we get some food first?”

Filled with old ladies.

11 hours ago, Sorana said:

Shana blushed at the compliment and offered him her hand.

"Let's go inside?"

She asked and grinned as well.

Ben nodded, taking her hand and leading her inside. He was glad she was happy, he didn’t want to mess things up for her.

1 hour ago, DoomStick said:

It can 

Why did I make this...

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Person: Hey Rob, watcha doin’?

Rob, completely serious: Existing.

24 minutes ago, Sorana said:

Shana smiled excitedly when she got out of the car. Almost everybody was older than she was and she felt small next to the old pupils with their beautiful dresses. Some she knew from training, but most of them were strangers. She waited for Ben and looked around for some familiar faces.

@Lunamor

Ben walked inside, unable to completely keep the ridiculous grin off his face. He was going to prom. With Shana. He still couldn’t fully believe it. He looked around for a while, trying to find her in the crowd of people. He didn’t like crowds, but he would put up with it for Shana. He eventually spotted her and his jaw nearly shattered against the gym’s floor. She looked stunning. Not that she always didn’t look stunning, of course. He walked up to her, suddenly a little nervous. 

“You look beautiful!”

Pi is the best in all categories!

59 minutes ago, Snipexe said:

You just got fired from your job. Unfortunately for your former boss, you are actually a super villain, who’s about to do what ever it takes to get revenge.

I stalked out the door, my cape flaring out dramatically behind me. The yelling of my incompetent boss chased after me.

”We just cannot tolerate experimentation on fellow coworkers!” the useless excuse for a human being cried. It wasn’t his fault that the sales department had developed an intense craving of brains and goat cheese. They were just too weak minded to properly tolerate my enhancements. Had they had strong enough wills, they would have been able to shoot powerful laser beams directly out of their ears! Instead, they now wandered the halls, attacking any who got too close. Just last week, Brenda had made the foolish mistake of bringing a goat cheese sandwich for lunch. Who even ate those, anyways? She hadn’t lasted long. What a miserable bunch. 

“And the harassment of our potential clients drove away all of our customers!” my former employer continued on. I had had good excuse for giving those irritating clowns bright red noses that exploded when exposed to UV light. It had been thematically appropriate and had prevented such monstrosities from ever again seeing the light of day. Sure, it had cost the company quite a bit of money and paperwork, and sure, avoiding those arrest warrants had been difficult, but seeing the looks on their faces as they had been blown to bits had been so worth it. Even if no one had contacted the company for several months following the incident. After all, they had refused to give me more than one of those fancy mints they had in a bowl on the reception desk!

”And don’t even get me started on the time you got in into your head to redecorate the place!” I stumbled a little at that one, nearly turning back to give him a piece of my mind. That had been a drastic improvement over the drab, dreary surroundings I had been forced to work in for days on end. The spikes, flamethrowers, pits of lava, pits of poison, pits of angry beavers, pits of boiling iced tea, pits of pits, live baby crocodiles, piles of nail clippings, stacks of stories that ended on cliffhangers, bottles of children’s tears, paper-cut machines, creepy and lifelike dolls, knives dangling from the ceiling by fraying threads, cans of hairspray from the 80s, single unpaired socks, chalkboards constantly being scratched on by frenzied chipmunks, assorted animal droppings, broken records, and screaming bats had really brightened up the place.

“And not to mention the time you drank all of the milk directly from the carton then put it back in the fridge, completely empty!” The man’s voice had risen in pitch quite a bit by the end of that statement. I giggled for a moment, then stopped. Alright, that one had been pretty cruel.

As I slammed the door behind me for the final time, a sinister, clever, and all around magnificent idea began to take shape in my mind. I started laughing my most evil laugh, one that was wicked enough to strike fear into the hearts of the bravest warriors.

”HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!”

I would seek revenge on my boss, and I would get it. For I had an evil plan to rival all evil plans. A plan so planny that all other lesser villains would tremble to look upon it. A plan that would make Moash positively wet himself. A plan that would shake the foundations of the very idea of what it was to be a super villain. 

I would force him to watch a movie with me. And I would talk very loudly and distractingly about spoilers for that very movie the entire time!

You are trying to find a parking spot, but someone steals the one you were about to pull into even though they knew that you were going for it.

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Did I do it correctly?

So everything was stuck in extreme slow motion.

So Butt had no choice but to enter Bullet Time.

And some Krell.