Lunamor

His rep rank moved up 

Definitely not because the company was too lazy to formulate an entire new flavor and just started calling some of them ghandercorn sandwiches in order to get more kids to eat there and maximize profit, not at all. 

*winks violently*

CHAOS IS A DRAGON NOW YOU GUYS

I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT HIS MOVING ON FROM BEING THE STORMFATHER REALLY MESSES WITH MY HEAD

They weren’t barbarians. It was merely ghanderflaffle flavored.

It was a ghanderwich.

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

Narrator Xinoehp points out that he has had grilled ham and cheese sandwiches before.

Narrator Lunamor pointed out that pointing out things was fun in an attempt to distract from the fact that he had nothing else to point out.

12 minutes ago, Rebecca said:

It was a ham and cheese sandwich.

Even though it was also a grilled cheese sandwich. It was called Paradox Sandwich.

As he wasn’t related to the plot.

Explicably didn’t survive, though.

2 minutes ago, AonEne said:

What are these ones?

Thor, Thor Ragnarok, and Avengers Endgame most likely. 

In a radioactive, tongue-melting way. 

He also got some tomato soup.

“I only charge in stories. This order, however... he is so large that he will need an entire book.”

“WHAT WOULD I WANT WITH A DEAD ONE?! I AM NO KING! THOSE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES DESERVE TO LIVE FULL LIVES!”

20 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

"Luna," Zeoy said, "maybe we should put a copyright on our syrup so if they do sell to the competition, we can sue them."

“Good idea. This syrup, we cannot lose him to that filthy café!” 

Luna magically summoned some labels out of nowhere and slapped them on the bottles.

13 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

“Yessir,” Truthless said. “HEY LUNAMOR DO YOU HAVE A WAFFLE IN THE SHAPE OF A YODA HEAD? CAN I ALSO GET A ONE IN THE SHAPE OF A BALD MAN WITH AN HONORBLADE WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE AN ASSASSAIN IN WHITE?”

“WHY THE STORMS WOULD WE HAVE THAT?! LIKE ANY SENSIBLE ESTABLISHMENT, WE ONLY SELL WAFFLES IN THE SHAPES OF THE HERALDS! AND THOSE ARE ONLY MEANT FOR THE LITTLE CHILDREN!!!”

“All of it?” Luna yelled, “Why the storms would they need all of it?!”

7 minutes ago, NottTheBrave said:

Phone acted up, reloaded, and re-posted what I had already posted so... to add something new, I'm really looking forward to his reddit post!

If you would like to, you can use the new hide feature now enabled for your posts. It is under options next to the quote and edit buttons and will conceal your post.

12 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

He got back a little bit ago. He can't swim for the next ten days, but he's all right. Sure was a bit scary though. 

Yay, glad he’s ok!

By being really annoying.

Just now, Ax's Boyfriend said:

read the first post

DON’T DO IT ZINC IT ISN’T WORTH IT

1 minute ago, Ark's Boyfriend said:

Me and Ark are loveable losers, Silva

Not if he keeps on making me lose... ()

1 minute ago, Ax's Boyfriend said:

What are you angry about LUNAMOR?

While I'm at it, @Ark's Boyfriend what's up

I am angry about losing, ARK.

10 minutes ago, Ax's Boyfriend said:

I acctually missed that notification

I'm here because I clicked the wrong thread :/

@Lunamor, @Silva, how are you guys doing?

*growls angrily*

3 minutes ago, Use the Falchion said:

 

Huzzah! Brandon says huzzah too!!!

2 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Kay, super random.

I went upstairs to ask when I should make creamed corn for dinner and guess what, my little brother had been whittling a stick and cut himself, really, really badly. So now I have to watch my little siblings 'cause my dad's at a dinner thing and my mom took my little brother to Urgent Care. Here we go, I guess.

Oh no! Is he ok?