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Lunamor

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  1. He had a rare disease called magmitis, and lava was the only cure.
  2. (Man, looks like the spambots are using something like Chat-GPT now.) Granted. All water you attempt to drink freezes into unmeltable ice. I wish for a very cute stuffed animal.
  3. That pull cord thingy kept getting in my face, so I removed both of ours before we jumped. You’re welcome. WTWTTS after accidentally cursing in front of a child?
  4. Ea-Nasir is an infamous copper merchant known for having the first known written customer complaint against him by Nanni, an unsatisfied customer. He’s the worst. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complaint_tablet_to_Ea-nāṣir
  5. “Hmmph.” Lunamor turned on his heel and strode into the kitchen. He prepared the stew, but adjusted the proportions of some of the sketchier ingredients. He was incredibly tired of having people in his restaurant pass out. He substituted the removed amounts with a mysterious, slightly grainy spice he thought would imitate the flavor well. He briefly explained to John how to make the slightly less Rough version of the stew, then exited the kitchen. He placed the stew in front of Seriv. ”Here. I made him less likely to make you pass out.”
  6. Between you and me, this screenplay is the worst. WTWTTS when you accidentally spill your drink on someone?
  7. (who constantly harassed Master Yoda)
  8. Granted. You are forever followed by the ghost of a vengeful pig. I wish for a really comfortable pair of jeans.
  9. I haven’t gotten around to watching it yet. I watched an episode in first grade, was traumatized by the Daleks, and haven’t watched it since. TPBM is a fast typer.
  10. No, forests are filled with fors. They’re called forests because they’ve got more fors than forers. Lava is hot.
  11. No, you want to use the Shard instead of sleeping. Otters sometimes hold hands when they sleep.
  12. Miracle’s joy at having a pocket dimension filled with an active volcano about to burst with the physical embodiment of guilt was, to put it lightly, concerning.
  13. No, it sunk out of spite because it got too jealous of Jack and Rose’s relationship. Mount Everest is tall.
  14. Lunamor frowned. To be honest, he had forgotten about the sleeping man. The day had just been so odd. Well, relatively odd. His restaurant was never quite normal. “I do not know. At least several hours, I think.” He scrutinized Seriv. ”Was there something wrong with your stew?”
  15. This pocket dimension resided in Miracle’s jean pocket.
  16. No, she was buried at sea in a yellow submarine. Two plus two equals four.
  17. that was even darker than
  18. Causing Fred to feel wildly guilty. Predictably, DETI grew large enough that the lava was a mere annoyance. In fact, the volcano was beginning to feel dangerously cramped.
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