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Lunamor

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  1. It’s close enough!
  2. Justice is a dish best served cold.
  3. Another Dad joke because people other than me keep winning: Why can’t you trust an atom?
  4. I swap it for a pile of counterfeit $100 bills. I have an angry goose.
  5. Frying, boiling, and roasting. TPBM is bad at remembering names.
  6. I use Dancing Lights as a distraction and nab the sandwich.
  7. namechangium, a rare and powerful
  8. Granted. All thrown baseballs within a radius of a mile are drawn towards your face. I wish for the ability to remember my dreams.
  9. Excited
  10. Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
  11. Gets a tissue. Inserts a rose.
  12. Fish, Fish, Fish, and Starfish fishily fished some fish-tasting 17th Fish creepyfish out and safely dropfished their fishy pufferfish because sentient kittenfish sniffed their rotten fish-shaped fish tanks.
  13. Fish, Fish, Fish, and Fish fishily fished some fish-tasting 17th Fish creepyfish out and safely dropfished their fishy pufferfish because sentient catfish sniffed their rotten fish-shaped fish tanks.
  14. Thrilled
  15. Granted. Your blessing is now a curse, which entails making you say everything with a heavy layer of sarcasm. I wish for the ability to always pick up on sarcasm accurately.
  16. .ekoj diputs a s’ereH How does a penguin build his house?
  17. I watched the show with my mom, and that made it ten times better. She laughed at every single joke and was touched by every emotional moment. I’m so excited for her to read the books!
  18. Not quite a question, but I’d just like to note that I internally tried to read “AAEEAA” phonetically and it made me giggle.
  19. Blue. Have you tried pretzels with ranch dip? (You should if you haven’t, it’s way better than it sounds!)
  20. The power of remembering to bold your actions steals the sandwich away from the chinchillas.
  21. I adore it, it was my childhood! I’m really excited for the new season. TPBM can walk in high heels.
  22. Enthusiastic
  23. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
  24. You get ADHD and a mood disorder (two problems for the price of one!). I have some Cheez-its.
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