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Lunamor

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  1. I think you mean asterisk dies asterisk
  2. Too late exclamation point I’ve already committed to the bit period semicolon closed parentheses
  3. Never exclamation point I shall win through the power of confusion exclamation point colon closed parentheses
  4. They were on the run
  5. People use commas a lot comma particularly for run on sentences period Exclamation points comma question marks comma or periods must be used at the end of a sentence comma period period The usage of semicolons is also often semiaccurate semicolon people struggle to use them correctly period Let apostrophe s ensure we use apostrophes correctly, particularly when it comes to their comma they apostrophe re comma and there period
  6. was attended by Stanlee and
  7. That makes things sound very menacing dot dot dot
  8. Granted. You are now terrible at opening jars. I wish for a sculpture of George Washington made out of candy corn and watermelon chunks. Edit: Ninja’d, but I guess it still works.
  9. I can’t think of anything to say, so here’s a dad joke. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
  10. and resort to straight-up bribery.
  11. He decided to get
  12. to extinguish them. Therefore, waterbenders
  13. I then watched Pretty in Pink to try and cheer myself up after watching The Breakfast Club. Also not a comedy (but the message ages much better).
  14. Granted. You lose all of your teeth. I wish for a bubble blower.
  15. was so good at starting
  16. It’s great! Some parts are cheesy still, but in a good way. On the topic of 80s movies, I once watched The Breakfast Club to try and cheer myself up because I thought that it was a comedy. It is most definitely not a comedy (and the messages really didn’t age well!).
  17. I think that compounding is possible for a non-feruchemist allomancer if they are able to burn the type of metal the metalmind is made of.
  18. Why do I keep talking about arson?? His firebending skills helped greatly
  19. Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
  20. Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave because revenge is a dish best served cold.
  21. Granted. Your hand is now permanently super-glued to a stand mixer. I wish to be able to dance the moonwalk.
  22. *sigh* Look, sometimes you can’t have two cookies instead of one. It’s fine! What’s the worst that could happen? Playing peek-a-boo, unless it’s Tuesday, in which case arson.
  23. was Balat. Because he was
  24. couldn’t understand this obvious fact.
  25. You like crocodiles? Great! I’m gonna need you to stand on that square painted on the floor and pull the crocodile lever for me. Look, I don’t want to deal with your privacy-invading questions right now, ok??
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