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Lunamor

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  1. to plant some more crocuses.
  2. That’s really cute!
  3. Swimming with sharks is expensive.
  4. What did the zero say to the eight?
  5. Fish, Fish, Fish, and Starfish fishily fished some fish-tasting 17th Fish creepyfish out and fishily dropfished their fishy pufferfish because sentient kittenfish fished their fishy clownfish-shaped fish tanks.
  6. Another classic: Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
  7. It’s ok as long as they are super funny?
  8. (This joke is so very stupid) How do ninjas fart?
  9. Granted. Both of your hands are now your non dominant hand. I wish for the ability to control the shapes of clouds.
  10. and attempt to smite you.
  11. I will pretend to understand that. Edit: Ninja’d but still works
  12. What’s a Sadderday?
  13. He can be a pretty fungi at parties. What is the perfect temperature for drinking water?
  14. Chuck Norris won a staring contest with the sun.
  15. Proof: Kingdom Hearts is set in a massive crossover universe, and the Cosmere is working its way up to being one as well. Theory: Pattern is secretly three spren in a trench coat.
  16. Not at all! TPBM has been to Disney World.
  17. Granted. The Monopoly Man is now hunting you down, trying to steal it. I wish for some Horneater stew.
  18. Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
  19. The Nightwatcher simply shakes her head and says “Some things are beyond even my power, child.” I wish for the ability to create earthquakes.
  20. Never! Not a dad joke, but just a random thought. “Never mind” really should be one word.
  21. Not anymoooooore! How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
  22. test that theory for fear
  23. Fiery
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