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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Unstated! TVG spat. And therefore uncanonical!- 111833 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Incorrect. They can be written... but they must be used properly. Publishers do not exist. You're just salty because you're not getting your way. Let the plot flow. I play by the rules, but where my daughters are concerned, I must make sure that others do as well. After all, that's what started this whole mess.- 111833 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Fate created withergeists, he creates their weaknesses. And I might add that the withergeists have much to do with his current plotting. The last time he tried something this big, you ruined it by unwitting Star. Please note that I use "you" quite generally here. Fate deserves to have his wondrous and intricate plot respected this time. Xinoehp is his "Star": his firstborn. I don't blame him for making Sophie go through a little conditioning - here TVG smiled - before she throws herself at him.- 111833 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Conditioner doesn't work... TVG said. That's canonical. TVG made the conditioner bottle disappear. The contents poured out onto Aqua because she wanted to see what the saucy little sphere would do. Sophie collapsed onto the ground and shut her eyes tight, muttering, "No, no, no, no, no..."- 111833 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Does it now? TVG asked. I beg to differ. This is, after all, TLT, the mother of all things chaotic.- 111833 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
TVG smirked. He godmodded you, yes, and if you want to dispute the rules of your own game, then that's fine by me. Godmodding is rude, but it's allowed here. As for Sophie, she can only become a hero by facing her fears and right now, what she fears is wrapped up in that little creature of darkness right there.- 111833 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Sophie's stomach twisted at the angry sound of Aqua's voice. "I can't!" she cried, tears coming to her eyes.- 111833 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
How to find her inner hero, like she wants to. Ugh, ninjaed...- 111833 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
TVG tapped her foot. If you keep interfering with her story, she'll never learn.- 111833 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Spear? Sophie thought, panicked. Oh. Right. She reached her unshielded hand out, rifling through the little piece of the Void she had storied her weapon in. It took only a second for her to pull the long, crystalline spear from the reality pocket. She froze, looking at it for a second. She... she couldn't do this! Spears were Thought's thing! She blushed as she realized how ridiculous she must look. Like some sort of animated gladiator girl. But, just like a drawn animation, she couldn't move of her own will. She tried to take a step back and ended up tripping over herself, almost knocking into Aqua. She quickly and instinctively put a forcefield over her body, dismissing the bulky spear to the reality pocket again.- 111833 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
With a girly squeal, Sophie panicked, putting up a forcefield. She didn't have enough time to make one that encased her, so she created more of a shield, one that floated above her forearm. It was about the length of her body and she put the arm across her chest, warding off the withergeist with it.- 111833 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Sophie rubbed her eyes groggily. "Okay," she said with a yawn as she put down the forcefield and stood.- 111833 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Sophie had fallen asleep. Her head was resting against the side of her pale blue forcefield and one arm cradled Aqua close to her leg.- 111833 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to Vargo Seldon's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to Vargo Seldon's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
... I also have a thing against spelling "grey" with an "a" because in 6th grade I was bored and just wanted to argue for the sake of arguing. -
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to Vargo Seldon's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to Vargo Seldon's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Okay, so my dad is bald. One day, he accidentally used conditioner instead of shampoo and it felt really weird - like soft carpet growing out of a person's scalp. So, ever since then I just assumed that guys didn't use it. But then, in 7th grade I started asking and it really weirded me out that they do use it. *shudders* -
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It's an inside joke. I have a thing against conditioner, specifically guys using it. It's a long story. -
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to Vargo Seldon's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I don't think conditioner has any effect on your stomach function... -
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to Vargo Seldon's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Here's Astral for you guys. Poor thing's had a hard time. She doesn't realize how long she can go without food... Now that she's had a real feast, she just wants more.- 111833 replies
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