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  1. Jaywalk
    And I’m bringing J.R.R Tolkien.
  2. Jaywalk
    I’m bringing Jack Jack, Joker, and Jasmine.
  3. Jaywalk
    I’m bringing Melia Antiqua, Empress of the High Entia, from the great video game Xenoblade Chronicles.
  4. Jaywalk
    I’ma take some jellybeans, a jump rope, and Jacquelyn from A Series of Unfortunate Events.
  5. Jaywalk
    I have to disagree. Her arc deals a lot with taking matters into her own hands and becoming disillusioned. At the beginning, she tracks down Luke, blindly hoping—and expecting—he’ll teach her how to be a Jedi, but through the course of the movie she gains a stronger will, avoiding temptation and making difficult decisions—going after Kylo, for instance. Luke was one of my favorite parts of TLJ. I thought his situation made complete sense after having been betrayed by his students, who brought everything that he’d worked so hard to build come crashing down. He knew it was his fault for not seeing the darkness—in the Original Trilogy everything was more or less black and white to him—so he tried to get away from his mistakes. His arc over the course of the movie was done beautifully as he begins to face his past instead of hiding it; it starts with Rey, then Yoda, and finally redeeming himself by facing Ben—his past failure. I think Rey and Kylo see themselves in each other. Whereas in TFA they were just enemies, both start seeing the different sides of one another, the weaknesses and strengths, how they could work so well together. Kylo sees Rey as lost just like he is; she sees the light within him and hopes to bring it forth. While excellent CGI may be expected, many high budget movies don’t do it as well. The fact that it came from money doesn’t take away from how visceral and wondrous the effects are and how well they were used. This isn’t a valid point. It’s not an argument, just sarcasm. Luke DOES show his power through astral projection, cementing himself as a great and powerful Jedi Master.
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    But the Inquisitors refused.
  7. Jaywalk
    The Inquisitors seemed very confused.
  8. Jaywalk
    And so they turned to the Steel Inquisition.
  9. Jaywalk
    The red shells turned against the racers.
  10. Jaywalk
    It was a very deadly banana peel, being from Mario Kart and all.
  11. Jaywalk
    Then he slipped.
  12. Jaywalk
    And accidentally launched them instead.
  13. Jaywalk
    And disabled them all in one fell swoop.
  14. Jaywalk
    He was a bit clumsy.
  15. Jaywalk
    Watching fail videos.
  16. Jaywalk
    It was only fair.
  17. Jaywalk
    AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
  18. Jaywalk
    They had really bad breath.
  19. Jaywalk
    The Nopestradomus ordered a Nope Sandwich with extra Nope sauce.
  20. Jaywalk
    The Nope Ninja delivered a mighty kick.
  21. Jaywalk
    Shai’tan spread lies through his Darkfriends that pancakes were better.
  22. Jaywalk
    The waffle people girded their armor with chocolate chips.
  23. Jaywalk
    The superior breakfast food was, of course, superior.
  24. Jaywalk
    The feud between pancakes and waffles was an eternal battle, one that would never be won. Except by Waffles.
  25. Jaywalk
    But shaped into humanoid creatures with untold power.
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