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  1. Jaywalk
    The first inhabitant of this new world was a being of great power.
  2. Jaywalk
    Once upon an eternity, a lonesome god created a world.
  3. Jaywalk
    “Yup.”
  4. Jaywalk
    Or tried to, anyway.
  5. Jaywalk
    Mutant mothers marauded.
  6. Jaywalk
    Orange orangutans oiled.
  7. Jaywalk
    But when were they ever?
  8. Jaywalk
    It reminded me of a butterfly knife, in a way.
  9. Jaywalk
    Welcome to the Shard!
  10. Jaywalk
    Everyone was not a trustworthy source of information, however.
  11. Jaywalk
    Especially on Tuesdays.
  12. Jaywalk
    I don’t see your point...
  13. Jaywalk
    Any of them, really. I think talking to each one would be fascinating(except for Denth. Denth might be a little scary).
  14. Jaywalk
    I’d have to say Ham, Elend, or one of the Five Scholars.
  15. Jaywalk
    HECK. YES.
  16. Jaywalk
    He is a stick.
  17. Jaywalk
    The chefs were fine with it, as it buttered toast for them.
  18. Jaywalk
    Trewee was very sad when Luna ate the ice cream instead.
  19. Jaywalk
    Which was why he was actually crying.
  20. Jaywalk
    But it was pistachio ice cream, which made Trewee cry more.
  21. Jaywalk
    Trewee started crying.
  22. Jaywalk
    “The plot continues, I see,” Jaywalk muttered. “Bozo! Cause some insanity!” ”But boss...my hot tub...” ”I don’t care. We’re all out of wine anyway.” He tossed a bottle over his shoulder, which shattered on the rabbit’s head. Bozo pulled himself out of the hot tub. “Fine. I’ll go get ready.”
  23. Jaywalk
    Because in TLT, really anything can exist.
  24. Jaywalk
    Jaywalk looked at Silence. “Huh.”
  25. Jaywalk
    “What are you doing, Luna?” a mime asked.
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