Jaywalk

1. Tax evasion would be nice. 2. Gravity 3. Pfft, no. I’ll take a free day anytime. 4. I haven’t yet, but I’m planning to eventually. 5. Because I enjoy toast. Toast is good. 6. No, my will is too week to feel an obligation to my diet. 7. NINTENDO! 8. I’m rather partial to pears. 9. Pears. Bananas are a strange fruit. 10. Apples. 11. That’s just Question 8. 12. Answer to Question 12. Such philosophy. 13. is very offended at being skipped. 14. I did notice, and share 13’s offense. 15. By all means.

Fire Emblem: Three Houses! I’m hooked on this amazing game!

I love Six of Crows! Have you read Crooked Kingdom yet?

Not quite yet, but it’s still pretty far out. We’ll probably start seeing stuff around November(which is when I think signups opened for last year).

I had a great time, so I’m planning on it!

Hey, me too!

Wait, I actually did get my mom into reading! I got her to read the Fablehaven books, and then I introduced her to Sanderson—she loved Skyward, and she’s reading The Emperor’s Soul right now. Silver lining of a sort.

Yeah, why is that? I’ve never understood it. I don’t care about the NFL, nor the NBA(Heaven forbid the MLB), but why does that matter? Can’t I be a nerd without feeling personally attacked? I’m definitely a lonely nerd, being the only one in my family. My dad sometimes indulges my love for Star Wars by listening to me nerd out or going to see the movies with me, but I feel like other than that I can’t relate to my parents or siblings.

I went with Golden Deer. I went into the Prologue not knowing what to expect, and Claude totally won me over. I expected him to be a huge flirt, but he’s a jokester, just like me.

I’d have to disagree. Kaladin’s gave us a connection to Amaram before he was introduced into the story, and Shallan’s affected the plot just because of the element of mystery—and her Shardblade. I don’t see how understanding the characters better is a bad thing.

I’m only about two hours in, but wow. I’m already in love with this game.

It was a beautiful thing to behold.

Yes, yes you did. Welcome to the club. Meanwhile, a monumental thing had been achieved in Universe Purple.

Kaladin and Shallan both remembered their pasts.

*the hare trips and is trampled and killed by the tortoise*

1. To answer this question, we must ponder the uniqueness of each letter. The alignment of the letters might strike us at first as mirroring each other, but each letter is a unique individual with its own hopes and dreams. So, no. 2. See above^ 3. This is the one exception. e is obviously a copycat of c. 4. Hmm...gloves give you better grip, but mittens keep you warmer. I could go either way. 5. I do have a microwave. 6. Sadly, no. It is stainless steel.

Great!

1. I’m more a fan of “Do or do not, there is no try.” 2. Hmm...probably AP Calc. 3. Concert Band all the way. 4. Blake Belladonna 5. Nope, Marissa Meyer is great though. I loved Renegades. 6. Nope. 7. Nope. 8. Nope 9. Well, somewhat related answer: the best character in Renegades is Nova. 10. Well, there was progress, and then she moved. We’re still in contact though, so that’s good. I’m currently dating someone else. 11. 20 dollars, no question. Brandon needs his glasses to write!

I was leaning towards Golden Deer myself.

1. If I don’t have access to food at that inconvenient time, I’d say that’s normal. 2. Well, while playing Uno my family stacks +4 cards on top of each other to bypass themselves having to draw. People can get upwards of 50 cards at once, which is pretty devastating. 3. Well, if I’m being honest, I’d probably go cry myself to sleep(on the ground if my bed was the hologram). 1. My day’s been quite wonderful, thank you! 2. I’m rather partial to pandas. 3. Strawberry jam is my jam. 4. Favorite Sanderson character? I’d have to go with Renarin. 5. I am OVER THE MOON HYPED for Dragonwatch 3! 6. I’d recommend The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern. It’s not creepy/Halloweeny, per say, but it does have a sort of ethereal feel to it. 7. Vanilla is always nice.

I do have a toaster. Image attached for reference.

Jar Jar landed at the bottom of the cliff, crying out as every bone in his body broke.

I already love Fire Emblem as a series. I can’t wait to play it!

Anything. What a wonderful term. This was truly a deep question that will stick with me for the rest of my life. Anything. Wow.

Welp, my 2000th post snuck up on me pretty quick. Ask me anything! Really, anything you want.