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  1. Jaywalk
    Hewo. Have a cookie. No, it's not spiked. I promise. Yes, of course there's a TUBA seal of approval on the bottom. Oh my. Just eat it already.
  2. Jaywalk
    What couple do you ship the most?
  3. Jaywalk
    Despite his habit of stepping on her toes.
  4. Jaywalk
    “The cows were very vicious” was another line in the haiku.
  5. Jaywalk
    With the Master Spork.
  6. Jaywalk
    Meanwhile, Jaywalk was playing foosball with Max.
  7. Jaywalk
    “Dear girl,” Butt said, “would you like a pair of cabbage flavored skinny jeans?”
  8. Jaywalk
    They didn’t sell as well as the juice spill clothing.
  9. Jaywalk
    I’ve done that already.
  10. Jaywalk
    You guys really did sound great.
  11. Jaywalk
    Which promptly spilled all over his clothes. Butt noticed, and approached the waiter about restarting his clothing line.
  12. Jaywalk
    It fell on the floor, splattering the shoes of the waiter.
  13. Jaywalk
    Because the ghanderflaffle empire was rising.
  14. Jaywalk
    Then it started expanding, attempting to colonize the surrounding planets.
  15. Jaywalk
    It was quite the sight in the middle of the night. “Such blight,” someone said. “These pants are too tight.”
  16. Jaywalk
    Butterflutter the Eighth was allergic to yeast.
  17. Jaywalk
    But it was all irrelevant because the ghanderflaffle empire was rising.
  18. Jaywalk
    I HAVE SHORT HAIR.
  19. Jaywalk
    Co-starring was the entire Kelsnah family.
  20. Jaywalk
    And ascended to the Shard of Pancakes.
  21. Jaywalk
    Narrator Luna exploded through the power of godmodding.
  22. Jaywalk
    Because we all are living in a simulation.
  23. Jaywalk
    When used for evil purposes, the tools could be quite disastrous. For example, some of them could talk their way out of a speeding ticket pretty darn well.
  24. Jaywalk
    Bob the Builder.
  25. Jaywalk
    But the day that Shardcast comes out is better, hm? Though, I’ll admit it, Tuesday is worse.
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