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Jaywalk

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  1. Some of those ship names are hilarious.
  2. I don’t even know what I’m playing anymore. I’m in the middle of Hollow Knight, Valkyria Chronicles, and FFXV Pocket Edition, and I keep getting distracted by Splatoon 2 and Smash Ultimate, as well as Into the Gungeon.
  3. Narrator Jaywalk was glad someone got the reference.
  4. Narrator Jaywalk didn't care that it wasn't a word and moved on with his life.
  5. People ship Ruby and Zwei? Ugh.
  6. They were united by a single force, founded by one who has since departed. The Alliance.
  7. Once upon a time, there was a woman. She got bored and decided to go on an adventure. THE END.
  8. I guess it’s different for everybody. I’ve never had a problem with any type of writing—besides poetry—and research comes pretty easily to me. The secret to a 10 page paper is mastering the art of disguising filler as relevant stuff.
  9. Ah, yes. His spirit sister, Havel, had chased him from the void.
  10. Because the ghanderflaffle empire was rising.
  11. I wrote a 17 page short story for my English class. Only 10 pages, and I don’t have to use my imagination? Piece of cake.
  12. NASA didn't go for it and threatened to jettison them into space if they didn't cooperate.
  13. Mmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmm. Delicious.
  14. Archer, this is why we love you. NASA exploited this to get cheap rocket fuel.
  15. For if you do, they will go on a rampage through your local grocery store.
  16. That first one is so me.
  17. Have you explored The Longest Thread, my friend?
  18. When you literally have dreams about meeting Brandon. When you’re at the hardware store and misread “alum elbow” as “atium elbow.”
  19. Squirrels are much more reliable. They are nature’s motorcycles.
  20. Narrator Archer spoke at Bad Bryan’s funeral.
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