Le Sigh

This caused a domino effect of collapsing all the other universes in existence. That is, except for one...

Little did they know that the Dodecahedrons had the ultimate weapon. It was called...

His plan was to disguise himself as Butt Venture.

What's DA, again? Thus, the 2020 Elections were held. (The 2019 election had occurred on December 31, and now it was January 1, 2020, the next day.) And the winner was...

Marvelous. Absolute genius. I applaud you, sir. Due to the deportation of President Trump (he was deported to Canada btw), the 2019 Presidential Elections were held. And the winner was...

Then, out walked President Trump. He walked to the podium, adjusted the mic, and said...

... held a peaceful protest in front of the White House of the United States of America.

Which failed because a person named...

The company was shut down because of copyright issues with one Spasmfiend Assorted Foods Inc.

However, as Narrator Le Sigh went on YouPoop to look for the video, he found it had been just taken down by...

Joe was killed during the chaos of the Canadian-Venezuelan war.

In a surprising plot twist, Narrator Le Sigh revealed that the entire time the dark demon was actually...

Shardblades were illegal in Canada.

Last time, Ruigi got Rat Fever while looking for Princess Peach, who currently was fighting crime alongside Adam Hunter as well as Charles Xavier (who was making up for the absence of Butt).

Deck was an insurance salesman who worked in Venezuela who also worked for Kelsier.

Charles Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters.

Anna, finished with the food, went over to congratulate the married couple. "Congratulations on your wedding," she said, giving a small smile, "I hope you have a wonderful life together, and thanks for all the food." Nodding to herself, she turned away. "And now I should probably be off... I'm a very busy person, after all."

He did, in fact, gain a concussion from the coconut, and was sent to the NYC Psychiatric Hospital.

Then, the year became 1991, and crime became rampant in the city of Elendel, with several factions of crime lords and corrupt police causing chaos and destruction. And so Butt, along with suddenly-badass Princess Peach and ex-cop Adam Hunter, decide to band together to combat the criminal forces in the....... Edit: I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. The 90's, they keep coming back to me.... Edit 2: Wow thanks for all the likes everyone! I didn't actually expect anyone to get this reference.

Being irrelevant shunted Le Sigh out of this madness thread and into his own private forum. "Thank Forium," Le Sigh said as he went off to soak his feet.

The TUBA tripped over the fallen corpse of Le Sigh into a bottomless hole. LEVEL UP!!! Le Sigh has risen from Level -1 to Level 0, making him alive again.

Suddenly, the Fanshendi champion of Forium Le Sigh appeared! Edit: I'm afraid for what will happen to Le Sigh ;-;

Hmmm, yeah that is a pretty big responsibility, though the mechanics are rather simplistic. As I said, the whole "universe fixing" thing is only if I get permission from the admins of the RP. I will try to use my abilities as fairly as possible, though. It depends on the form / type of gun she chooses, though usually she makes a revolver if in short-range combat and a (sniper?) rifle if in long-range combat. If in melee, she'll probably make a spear for better defense and longer range. This would probably be a better character sheet for Anna. Thanks, Voidus!

"Oh," Anna said as a man introduced himself to her after having made multiple attempts to reach her. "Hello, I am Anna." Then he asked her about her spiritweb. "Oh, um, that," Anna said, glancing around nervously. "You don't happen to work for th-" she began to ask, before the man left and went over to speak with some other person, while apparently some sort of fisticuffs had broken out. That was odd, Anna thought, continuing to eat her food despite now being more than a bit worried for her safety.

Umm ok, well a lot of people said stuff, so I will attempt to take it all into account, while also watering down Anna so that she is not as OP. @MacThorstenson @Voidus @Archer @Snipexe First Issue: Stormlight. Okay, so the main reason I'd added this was because I thought this was going to be a factor I'd have to keep track of, and I didn't want to have to do all the maths. I also saw it as a bit of a limiter, as this character wasn't really supposed to be a main character - even less than a supporting character, and more in line with a walking plot device. Think of Anna as the G-Man from the Half-Life series - well, at least that was my vision for her. A person who commanded extraordinary powers but didn't really use them directly, rather manipulating the main characters to accomplish her goals. However, now that I realize that having a limiter might actually help her get into the RP, I think I'll scrap that entirely and just say she draws it like normal - maybe she even needs more of it than usual, as her Surgebinding is different from that of most other Knights Radiant. Also it would be Sanderson, because we can't not have Sanderson on a Sanderson Site. Second Issue: Surges / Time Travel. So the Surges work somewhat differently for Anna than the other Knights. She cannot use the Surge of Transportation to transport to Shadesmar, and neither can she use the Surge of Progression to heal others. Instead, she uses the two Surges to benefit her chosen Ideal; Time. As a Timekeeper Radiant (unofficial name), she can use Transportation to travel around the time-space continuum, and using Progression she can heal any paradoxes. Now I realize that Time Travel is a delicate subject in this RP. I get it; it's fun at first, but then you have a whole slew of paradoxes, alternate universes and 30 slightly different versions of a single character running around, which can be a big pain in the neck for some people. However, there is a big thing that I made sure Anna cannot do; while she can heal paradoxes, she cannot actually create them. As a Timekeeper, her duty is to make sure that the time-space continuum functions smoothly and properly, like a well-oiled machine, without any malfunctions (aka paradoxes) creating big problems. This is what I was trying to convey with the idea of "unravelling universes". While she can move up and down the timeline of the universe, she cannot change major events that are to come or have come. She's a lot like Hoid, I suppose; he is always travelling place to place, and while he interacts with the characters in sometimes significant ways, he cannot actually cause grand-scale changes, for that would shatter the fragile peace he has set up. So that is my argument for allowing Anna to time travel; she is not able to create paradoxes, but rather she can heal the universe to set it right. Anyways, to clear up some other misconceptions; 1. Yes, she can turn her Shardgun into a Shardblade, but she prefers a ranged weapon for picking off foes at a distance - less of a chance for a catastrophe. 2. After thinking it through, I'm just going to scrap the whole Hemalurgy thing. Yes, I was trying to go with the idea of "Scadrial/Roshar mix", but in all honesty? It only served as a way to bog her down. She wasn't ever going to use the abilities that granted her strength and speed, as she already established herself as a non-combatant person and who prefers pin-point accuracy to brute strength, and it was just an idea I'd tried to hamfistedly shove into her backstory. Instead, I'm going to explain the weaknesses it gave her through more sensible means; for example, Cultivation granted Anna with powerful Surgebinding abilities, but as a servant of Cultivation - who, being a Shard based upon the growth of things, I would assume to be a staunch pacifist - she probably wouldn't need much combative skill. Thus, she could still use a Shardweapon, but it did less damage because, if she could handle herself, she wouldn't really be needing it (she'd probably just use it for any necessary intimidation). Her insanity can be the Bane granted to her from Cultivation, to balance out the Boon she got. 3. The whole thing about "slowing or speeding up individual timelines"? Yeah, that's going too. It was honestly a hasty idea that, looking back, was pretty stupid. So hopefully that clears everything up.