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  1. Le Sigh
    He'd have to go through the whole "stork-delivers-baby" story. And he knew Lift was too smart to fall for that.
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    Jasnah grabbed him around the waist and dragged him towards the room of certain sexual inquiry.
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    Marsh suggests Kelsier and Jasnah attempt to have a baby together.
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    She was a caucasian rose. OOC: Have located the post containing the birth of Uncle Brandy and Butt Venture. I am so proud of myself Just out of curiosity, does this mean Uncle Brandy is a god, and is Butt Venture his angelic servant?
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    Narrator Le Sigh was the midwife and got some say. He agreed with Narrator Star and said that was a beautiful name. for ironic reasons
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    They named the baby...
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    Then along came a baby...
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    In Canada.
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    Except help with the plan. Also thanks for the upvote! ^u^
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    Narrator Le Sigh aided Narrators Star and Kidpen by using his clockwork majyyks to send them backwards in time to the point before Jasnah decided she wanted to kidnap Marsh and seduce him, and then while Narrator Kidpen would convince Jasnah to stay true to Kelsier because he needed her more than she needed him, Narrators Star and Le Sigh would go get Marsh and help him immigrate to Canada, far away from Jasnah. That is, assuming everything went to plan. I had to revise this several times due to ninja'ings. I hope you are happy.
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    Everyone and E. Veryone were siblings. Which made their tryst very weird.
  12. Le Sigh
    DOUBLE-CHEAT COMBOB! In the other room, Renarin was cheating on whattheHoid with Venli. I'm sorry, @whattheHoid. It had to be done.
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    The destruction of Malutioganti'amor LIX created a gargantuan explosion that turned the entirety of Newcago into a desolate crater, as well as a radius of one thousand miles around it into a desert wastelands. Fortunately, Kelsier, Jasnah, Lift and Vin were already back home in Nalthis, so they were okay.
  14. Le Sigh
    > Eat the cheese. Since you are a very busy person, you quickly engulf the cheese in a total of 2.47 seconds. > Release the rats into your enemy's house. Eschewing the plan to send them to your friend Lunamor, you send the rats to the mansion of your enemy, DAEMON. There, the rats get rabies and the bubonic plague, as Daemon is the embodiment of death itself.
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    > Hunt for rare mushrooms to add to Rebecca's mushroom collection, while simultaneously patting Jaywalk's head and rubbing his belly. Because you are bored as heck, you decide to go collect some mushrooms for your friend Rebecca. Your pet griffin Jaywalk comes along, and you pat their head and rub their belly as you search for exquisite fungi. After about 5 hours, you are done. You have 25 mushrooms. > Give the mushrooms to a talking spaceship. You know what you said about Rebecca being your friend? That's a lie, you utterly hate her. So instead you give the mushrooms to a passing space shuttle. The space shuttle thanks you and speeds off towards Mars. > Go hunt down some rats. Using your distinctly-honed rat-smelling skills, you locate some tasty rats in the wine cellar. You catch them and put them in a burlap sack. > Send Jaywalk to find a taco shop so your friend Lunamor can sell the rat meat to them. Hailing your beloved pet, you instruct them to do that. Saluting loyally, Jaywalk flies off to go find a taco shop. Now you are stuck at your castle with your uneaten cheese wheel and a burlap sack full of rats. What will you do? (Note: In the future, say "you" instead of "I". Otherwise it sounds like you are doing it, not Le Sigh.)
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    In Nalthis, she caught the hot from Tweety-Dragon.
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    Your name is LE SIGH (naturally). You are currently in your DRAMATIC CASTLE in TRANSYLVANIA, which is somewhere in AFRICA you think. You are at the DINNER TABLE, eating your DINNER - a dinner which consists of a WHEEL OF CHEESE roasting on a STICK over an open FIRE. ... Yes, it is an odd dish. But this is just your LIFE. You do this every day. So what will you do today?
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    Hello all. So lately, this site has been rather quiet, and I want something to liven it up a bit. So, I present to you, the Game of Consequences! This is a game I invented with my friends a while back. The basis was, it was sort of like those Choose Your Own Adventure books, except every choice you made put you in a deeper and deeper hole. So no matter what you did, you just worsened the situation. Occasionally, the Storyteller (basically a GM) would be merciful and restart their Bad Luck pool if their actions would lead to their demise - because the point of the game is that you cannot die, but must live in eternal suffering. Alright! Let's play! (Additional Note: Gameplay will be in bold, regular chat will be normal. Thank you! ) Choose a person, place, and thing.
  19. Le Sigh
    Sylvester offers Tweety a drink.
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    But then Sylvester pressed assault charges.
  21. Le Sigh
    It was part of her religion.
  22. Le Sigh
    The slug was offended by what it saw and moved to Canada.
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    In this universe, at least.
  24. Le Sigh
    Scooby Doo ate too many Scooby Snax and got intoxicated.
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    Suddenly, all the narrators began saying the same thing twice. P.S. Blame @whattheHoid
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