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  1. Le Sigh
    But which one was it?
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    Nourishment then discovered (one of the [3?] Kelsnah children, your choice) and instantly fell in love.
  3. Le Sigh
    Eating was dating Drinking.
  4. Le Sigh
    But that was irrelevant, as anyone already in the Paradox Box was irrelevant and had no impact on the plot, and YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE BOX1!!!!!!!!!! "Seriously, how long will it take to drive that point through you fools' thick skulls?" Narrator Le Sigh says before going off to soak his feet.
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    But Narrator Bean just didn't get it, Narrator Le Sigh explained. Nothing. Leaves. The. Paradox. Box. NOTHING.
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    But Le Sigh's Paradox Box had a reason to why it was called that. It was called that because anyone who exits it immediately is teleported back in time to the point in which they first appeared in the comic and wiping their minds of prior events, thus making a Stable Time Loop of Temporary Relevance (also known as a STLTP - still-tip). But that was irrelevant, as was anyone in the Paradox Box and the Paradox Box itself.
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    Narrator Le Sigh gets bored with all this stupid "shadow" crem, so he shoves everyone involved in it into the Paradox Box (which made anyone or anything in it irrelevant) so we can all focus on the more relevant things, like the Kelsier-Jasnah Family and the Ever-Rising, Don'kie-Ruled Ghanderflaffle Empire.
  8. Le Sigh
    So Asneps had killed her for being physically disabled. Which is very wrong because you should never kill anyone just because they are different or have conditions that you don't. Equality for all, even those who can't speak, see or hear. ... Wow, that got kind of preachy.
  9. Le Sigh
    Tuesdays were Pinky Pie Imitation bubblegum.
  10. Le Sigh
    And oil latherings for his bulging muscles.
  11. Le Sigh
    Prong Horn was married to Blunt Hoof, a Hoa'rse considered to be the buffest (H/h)o(a'r/r)se in existence.
  12. Le Sigh
    A stumack is the part of the stomach that looks like a cross between a tumor, cyst and appendix that is only present in donkeys, or, as they are called in the Donkish language, Don'kies.
  13. Le Sigh
    Narrator Le Sigh busts through the 4th wall into the plot, Andrew Hussie style. More references nobody understands.
  14. Le Sigh
    Four mime goons stepped out into the shady alley where the Narrators dwelt.
  15. Le Sigh
    Narrator Le Sigh wonders how Harry Potter got mixed into Cosmere. What Shardworld would that even be?
  16. Le Sigh
    They thought it was very smooth how he was able to so easily Sooth.
  17. Le Sigh
    The Stickquisitors were banished by Narrator Le Sigh upon their arrival because of an old grudge he had against them.
  18. Le Sigh
    Groot was the name of Narrator Woodrack, who changed his name after becoming a Knight.
  19. Le Sigh
    His order was Fruitbearer, and his Surges were Weedkilling and Plantgrowing.
  20. Le Sigh
    An honorable decision..
  21. Le Sigh
    Cherry had been put on an ice cream and eaten.
  22. Le Sigh
    Butt was disturbed.
  23. Le Sigh
    Tom Joebob was aroused.
  24. Le Sigh
    Consuming the pie caused Butt to turn into a furry.
  25. Le Sigh
    Old Scratch's scratch created a canyon that released the empire from its captivity underground, and it swiftly rose into the atmosphere from all that built-up hydrogen. Le Sigh also inquires as to what thread Bean speaks of.
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