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  1. Le Sigh
    Jasnah reverted to her human self and stared at what was once Edna. "What... what have I done...?!" Jasnah said.
  2. Le Sigh
    But you all forgot that Odium was now Jasnah's fourth child, Edna!!! So now Jasnah had just turned her own daughter into a pool of blood.
  3. Le Sigh
    Kelsier hired someone to deal with the problem of Odium Edna. That person was...
  4. Le Sigh
    Which made Lift mad at her.
  5. Le Sigh
    He still had three other children, though. Edna had always been the black sheep of the family.
  6. Le Sigh
    Odium Edna went to the noncanonical Shardworld of Rondure (the one from the beginning of TLT!) and set up shop there.
  7. Le Sigh
    Bean could not challenges Odium to a game as the Shard was killed in the endgame of the card game they were playing. So the mantle of Odium binds to...
  8. Le Sigh
    It was the most popular game in the Longest Thread. Which is very paradoxical.
  9. Le Sigh
    Babies are intelligent, sapient beings, wiser and more charismatic than anyone and anything else in the universe. They are also cards in the card game called...
  10. Le Sigh
    Nope! I win! Ha-HA!!! Some of Le Sigh's ninja'ness rubbed off on the new baby (because Le Sigh is the midwife of all past, present and future babies).
  11. Le Sigh
    Who ever said I was the one casting counterspells? Had another baby. (Let's shoot for 7 total Kelsier-Marsh children! Because babies are cute although the way they are created is not)
  12. Le Sigh
    Therefore, he could not draw cards, allowing for Kelsier to simply walk up and punt him with the Watermelon Suit and Splinter him.
  13. Le Sigh
    As a secondary maneuver, Odium began using his Shardic Fairy Wings to make an Annoying Buzzing Sound.
  14. Le Sigh
    Lift squirted maple syrup onto Ulamog, making itself smell so good it devoured itself. The luck had been with us.
  15. Le Sigh
    Marsh immediately went over to his wife and embraced her, weeping soberly.
  16. Le Sigh
    Marsh was split into two distinct entities, Swamp and Mog. Meanwhile, Kelsier counterattacks with the Magic: The Gathering card Counterspell. The Crab-Apult fizzles away in a burst of magical energy. We need to bring all of the card games into this. All of them.
  17. Le Sigh
    Marsh, in a drunken attempt to save his brother, jumped in front of the reversal blast, causing him to be Splintered.
  18. Le Sigh
    On the other side was a picture of...
  19. Le Sigh
    Kelsier throws his Sacrosanct Sea Gourd Carapace at Odium, which kills and Splinters him.
  20. Le Sigh
    He spiked the cake with vodka and Marsh got tanked.
  21. Le Sigh
    Vin was happy to meet her cousin-in-law for the first time in forever a very long time.
  22. Le Sigh
    Narrator Le Sigh was the godfather of Max's cousin, Rose. He was also the midwife of all five relatively-recently-produced children.
  23. Le Sigh
    And so their fourth child, Edna, was born nine months. Now they had four children; two adopted (Lift and Vin) and two biological (Max and Edna). (Max was the child born from K&J's original coupling 18 months earlier.)
  24. Le Sigh
    And we SHALL NOT GO INTO ANY FURTHER DETAIL OF THE EVENTS GOING ON IN THAT ROOM. TLT is PG-13, keep ur NSFW stuff for the Discraps.
  25. Le Sigh
    That's what I meant when I said she was too smart to fall for that, silly! Meanwhile, Jasnah was still dragging Kelsier towards the Area of Intercourse Engagement.
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