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  1. Le Sigh
    It was the Darkest Age because Old Scratch had scratched the world with his long fingernails.
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    Old Scratch.
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    Occasionally four.
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    She was born with two different sex organs, which is why her gender identity was considered a mistake. However, it is only considered a mistake among humans, as most ghanderflaffles have two sex organs. Ninja'd!
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    Butterflutter the Eighth was actually genderfluid, but preferred to go by female pronouns.
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    What was important was that Butterflutter the Eighth was a woman.
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    That woman was...
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    Astounding feminism abounded. Ninja'd! Easy fix tho.
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    Except for Butterflutter the Eighth.
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    "I think I'm going to tell Elend that I'm stealing his girl and there is nothing he can do about it in a really annoying and condescending voice."
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    And Oscar the Mensch thought it was the stupidest thing he'd ever seen.
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    The Oscars have really cheap standards.
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    They were just a bunch of painted carboard boxes.
  14. Le Sigh
    But Donald Trump was already dead. He died in the Poll of the Century. Which is somewhat canonical and related to TLT (since we basically took it over). @Jaywalk
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    And when the Spiritbleeders arrived at his house, he...
  16. Le Sigh
    Little did this man know, but "Jack Auphe" was...
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    "Oh no, my good sir, this is no prank call. I am just asking for my good friend... uh... Jack Auphe."
  18. Le Sigh
    Five minutes later, the Spiritbleeders got a phone call saying; "Hello, I'm looking for Amanda Hugandkiss?"
  19. Le Sigh
    Calamity screams and dies after thrashing about on the floor for 5 minutes.
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    He wanted in on the action.
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    Not the romantic kind, of course.
  22. Le Sigh
    Jasnah stood up. She had to destroy Bloodheart; it was the only way.
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    Bloodheart.
  24. Le Sigh
    Jasnah realized what the catalyst of this all was - something quite obvious, yet it had never crossed her mind before now.
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    Jasnah began to weep bitter tears at her own monstrosity.
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