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    Hurt Shinovar, Heal Terris Dominance Iri - 10 Rira - 10 Reshi Isles - 10 Herdaz - 10 Aimia - 10 Shinovar - 7 Jah Keved - 10 Alethkar - 10 Terris Dominance - 6 Hallandren - 9 The Roughs - 10
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    "What more is there to tell? You join us, you get to meet your father, and then you serve him for the rest of time, but as soon as you join, your wishes shall begin to become reality. You could live with your beloved for all eternity. And if not, incinerate me. You can do it as many times as you wish! I'll keep coming back, again and again," The Tattered One cackled, very happy. @Ark1002
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    "You wish for repentance? You wish to feel better? Then realize what you did is not wrong! You did just as your father wished, and he is so proud of you! If you simply enter the fold, he will give you anything else you could possibly desire... perhaps your old love? With a bit of... changing... he could be absolutely perfect. And you two could rule the world alongside him, above all his other children. His favored heir. His greatest creation."
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    "Hah!" The Tattered One laughs loudly, saying, "I like you! But let me ask you a question. What is it that you want? What is your deepest desire? What is it that motivates you to continue living?"
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    (Nope, I've heard worse.) Granted. It explodes 0.0233532869107457813598794171756815681058195681756180598156413 seconds after you get it. I wish for the One Ring. The One Ring to rule them all. The One Ring to fine them. The one Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
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    Yay is defined by YAY.
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    And then there was AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! who was in constant pain.
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    Granted, you are now infected with the Corona virus. I wish for immunity to all disease and injury.
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    But Woodrack was an immortal sith, so all were executed. Then his other head ate his first head, and curled up alone in the universe.
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    But Narrator Woodrack did not care, and simply executed him.
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    Ah, let me explain. "yay," is defined by yay, which is defined by yay, which is defined by yay, which is defined by yay, which is defined by yay, which is defined by "Yay", which is defined by Yay, which is defined by Yay, which is defined by Yay, which is defined by Yay, which is defined by Yay.
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    Suddenly, narrator Doomstick was executed for double posting.
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    Of course, they were known, the other narrators just forgot about them. They are Darkor Monks, but... bread.
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    Suddenly, the breadmonks attacked.
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    "Oh, good! You finally come out! I'm not sure I'd call the bloodlames 'one of the most powerful organizations on the alleyplanet,' but that's beside the point. Of course you have a father! The Grand Bringer of Death! The Eternal Lord of Flame! The Godstabber! He has been very proud of you, Dark Phoenix. Such glorious majesty in your fire and glory! He has great plans for you. He believes it is time to bring you into the fold, take you away from this waste of time, useless sea of death and alcohol," The Tattered One said, while strolling forwards leisurely. @Ark1002
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    When you spend an hour sending Brandon Sanderson memes, mostly anti Moash, on a D&D discord server. When you spend several days attempting to convert someone on discord to the shard. When you have a seventeenth shard account. When you have memorized radiant oaths.
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    Granted, but it tries to eat you. I wish for all humanity to die, expect for me and the people on the shard.
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    Suddenly, Breadmunks.
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    "Oh, come on! You're not still mad about that whole, 'I told your boyfriend that you were behind the invasion of the alleycity, which caused him to abandon your gang and you,' are you? Don't worry, your father never approved of him! Too good hearted!" @Ark1002
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    Just giving an update, my current character list is as follows.
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    "You have a few things wrong. For one thing, I am not a politician. For another, the average person of the Citadel can rationalize my experiments with the fact that the generally improve the standard of living in the Citadel, which is already much higher than in the Alleycity, and the only other two major cities in several hundred miles are guild based. Unlike the Alleycity, the only support system is not a hemalurgic death cult, instead there is a stable government. In addition, we are equipped for war, for invasions, we are prepared. Beyond that, near everyone has a job, and those that do not do so by choice. These have all come about due to my experiments. The Citadel itself was an experiment! The power supply was an experiment! Every mining tool for the lifeblood of the economy is an experiment! And the final thing you are incorrect on is that the squirrel was intentional. It was a miscalculation. As was attempting to higher you to deal with it. You are simply lucky that I did not accidentally unleash one of the thousand worse things I have locked up. Would you prefer an investiture eating super plague? A swarm of Sky Piranha's? The Jackal's Mask? All of those are results of, or are undergoing, experiments. The plague would be remarkably useful in a war scenario, and the Sky Piranha's are undergoing domestication. As are the giant demons spiders. And the carnivorous furniture.
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    I mean... Ene's my boss so... Frantically signs
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