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  1. whattheHoid
    I always got the impression that there was some mental issues with Ais and Eric whether it is a "natural" issue or a "shardic" influence is another matter. I.e. Kaladin has depression, but not at all influenced by Odium, whereas Shallan's father is heavily influenced by Odium or one of the Unmade.
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    Hoid would give Adolin some priceless musical instrument with a neat history that we'll never really know, perhaps a lyre and play it fantastically with an equally enthralling story as the accompaniment. Adolin would narrow his eyes and wonder what's the joke but play it off because he's awesome like that. Hoid would than expect Adolin to play it fantastically well on his way through Roshar later on and tell him not to lose it. Source, am Hoid.
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    That was then defeated by the girthy Sandvvitch.
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    @Inklingspren you know I was so distracted by the awful sound that thing made I forgot proper sentence structure for a minute. That was than swallowed by a giant flying SandWitch.
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    Storms why!!? Inklingspren that mongovolio not only sounds like a catching disease but sounds like one too!!! The silence was so off putting that people were thrilled when they started to explode. Borio Singaldi decided to go back into textiles and Butt Venture decided to go on a vision quest with Ham.
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    So they hired the soothing voice of Morgan Freeman to advertise the products.
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    Happy Birthday!! @PrinceDusty I'm sure you are super excited for your presents! And you can drive now all the way to Roshar now!! Yeah! Get it!!
  8. whattheHoid
    He decided to sink his money into a papier-maché factory.
  9. whattheHoid
    He sold all hats but one and gained a mustache. Nazh took an approximate likeness of Butt.
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    Then Butt and whattheHoid said hey wasn't it this book?... It's where we learned to peddle hats and such!
  11. whattheHoid
    Butt Venture! Once again our beloved yet stupid protagonist had merged with something greater than himself. This time round he was extra confused and had many hats! He kinda looked like this....
  12. whattheHoid
    The giant supermind was still Mindless howev bblepp blufphhhh error.,.,.,,,,
  13. whattheHoid
    This seems neat! I'd be up for more of this if people are still doing it! P.s. hey Guys!!
  14. whattheHoid
    Then Uncle Brandy was ousted again by the real Tezim who was than ousted by a ghanderflaffle who revealed the real Tezim as none other than Nightblood.
  15. whattheHoid
    Then the seagulls swooped in again as they were under Nale's orders to abscond with all of Gaz's hats for Tezim's coronation party.
  16. whattheHoid
    ...unscrupulous man who decided to steal Ann and An's monies. At least he didn't steal Annn. That one was crazy in the coconut.
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    Even though they had a lot of stock, they still charged an absurd amount for each hat. Like 12.00000000000005°10th power all in liras.
  18. whattheHoid
    It had come to find Gaz to buy another one of those jenky 0.00000005% of a hat for a birthday present.
  19. whattheHoid
    Actually I've seen it spelled both ways, airplane and aeroplane. So you are not incorrect. I believe. It was a giant flying frog quasar actually.
  20. whattheHoid
    Don't worry about it, fam jam. I'm chalk full of Cosmere secrets. I am Hoid after all.... P.s. hey Firerust howdja end up in the Universe anyways?? Were you causing to much trouble, like I suspect Nightblood was but You slipped out of Vasher's fingers and into a Wormhole or something? And then when the time is right will Mama Cultivation call you back to Roshar to join Nightblood and you'll become Szeth's special armor that leeches corrosive fire/smoke and sucks all Voidlight and Stormlight from the surrounding enemies? Cause that would be cool! I had armour like that once in Skyrim and it was storming sweet! Plot solved, quick send this off to Brandon!!
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    Then a slightly whiney boy named Luke Skywalker and his dad comes along and mistakes the Yeti for a Tauntaun...
  22. whattheHoid
    Guys great podcast!! Very entertaining! First @Overlord JebusCongrats friend!! I hope you and Overlady are blessed by all Shards with the happiest and strongest of unions for many many years!! I remember when my husband and I got married at an Oktoberfest and we are still very happy together. I am so glad I am not the only one who felt that Bloody Tan felt so bloody unresolved. I feel like you guys, there needs to be a resolution or some type of explanation. Out of everything you guys talked about, Cultivation as always is the most intriguing. See out of all the Shards on Roshar, Cultivation felt the most attainable. And by that I mean, the purpose of the Shard feels earthy, tangible. When you think of cultivating anything I think of cultivating plants, people, tangible objects. So, I wouldn't be surprised if the crem or stone was Invested with Cultivation light. We still don't know that much about the Shin, but I wouldn't be surprised if they know something about the Stone Spren, which I theorize might be a spren purely of Cultivation. The same with crem, it helps preserve life from the ruthless Highstorms and allows things to grow and cultivate. I do agree with other commenters that the KR have heavy influences from both Honor and Cultivation. I mean Edgedancers anyone? That being said I think Cultivation and Honor had an idea of how difficult this war of attrition against Odium would be. Therefore, I wouldn't be at all surprised if Cultivation has been subtly influencing the planet and its inhabitants while holding back. Ultimately, she needs life of some kind to Cultivate; so she's gonna need a surprise weapon for the enemy. One of those I believe is Nightblood and another I believe is Renarin. There is something about Renarin and the nature of his spren. I think he is a totally new order or mishmash of Radiant/Cultivationlight user. Nightblood is obvious, it can kill anything. How she made sure it got into Szeth's hands though is a mystery. All in all guys thanks for the listen! You guys are great I look forward to this! Thanks.
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    A wild Kraken appeared and merged with the ghanderflaffle.
  24. whattheHoid
    Well Wayne did secretly admire the vocals of Vapor Dayquail and started to hum a little tune too. Then he traded a load of bread for a shiny doorknob.
  25. whattheHoid
    "-ahead of the lawman." He was followed by a chorus of "Riff Raff! Street Rat!" While he replied, "Just a little snack guys!"
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