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Red lights blared and a countdown started. "I don't like the sound of that," Gonev said. "Uh, there's a guy running towards us," Freedom said. She was the only one looking around the corner at the man. "Countdowns normally mean explosions," Gonev said. "Explosions mean death. I don't want to die." Pry bit her lip. She didn't want to leave without the others. She really didn't. So it hurt her extremely deeply to pull out a few tia cards and hand them out. "They lead to the harbor," she said softly. "It's not like we have much of a choice."
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Silva replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
But not always.- 111800 replies
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In the cell... Mejin reentered the Physical Realm after her brief detour in Shadesmar. She didn't wait for anyone to react. Instead, tapping steel to be quick about it, she gave each Acute a tia card, she'd come prepared, and a quick hug before tapping one herself. "See you soon," she said. "Well," Dawn said, "I think it's about time we got out of here." Needless to say, by the time the building would blow up, no one would remain in that cell.
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The answer to that question is no. You do not want that cookie since it contains hemalurgic spikes. Rather, have a spikeless fortune cookie from TUBA. Much better tasting and without the negative side effects. What could be better? Anyways, welcome to Shard!
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Really? But I thought you were @Lunamor...
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You Know You're a Sanderfan When...
Silva replied to Shardbearer's topic in General Brandon Discussion
When you're taking geometry and biology and have a double-take any time perpendicularity or mitosis are mentioned. -
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Hey @I think I am here., you want to help this guy out? You're closest thing to an expert in this field I can think of. Anyways, welcome to Shard!
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Mimes rebuilt the fourth wall before a fight could break out.- 111800 replies
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Happy birthday @Snipexe!
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Infuriated.
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Ridicule still reached him.- 111800 replies
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Order restrained Shenanigans.- 111800 replies
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I wonder who would sing Never Enough....
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You just described my life. Welcome to Shard!
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which already wouldn't be possible since and there obviously would be room. But whatever. We'll ignore that for know. Step by step. Tell me please, if with it written out like this, you still see issues. This is just what happened Crow is tall. In order for her to swing at Precious' legs, her sword would be angled downwards. The edge of Crow's sword is coming towards Precious. Mejin blocks it with the flat of her sword. Also angled downwards, digging slightly into the ground. Remember it's the part as wide as a hand that intercepts it. Yeah, the swords are still moving towards Precious, but much slower. Mejin is next to Precious. If any sword hits her, it's hers. And hers is the flat way so even if it did hit her it wouldn't cause injury. Sword safety 101.While the swords are moving, Mejin tells Precious to get out of there and she does. Freedom's eyes widened as she made eye contact. Shaking slightly, she took a step forward into the hallway. @Grey Knight
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The Good News Thread: I'm So Excited! And I Just Can't Hide It!
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Consequences ate the tacos happily.- 111800 replies
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could Alcatraz break a shardblade?
Silva replied to not an Evil Librarian's topic in Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians
Ahah! In exhibit B you presented security footage from Roshar of the chicken in question. Except there's an issue. The chicken obviously still has feathers. Meaning this footage could only be from before Alcatraz broke it. But then, if the chicken already ate cat food, that couldn't have been broken about him.* The footage obviously must be from the wrong chicken. This also means that the chicken is not 'stupid' or 'stoopid' as your transcripts say. Wait. NO! I've figured it out. You're right, but not for the reasons you thought. Alcatraz Smedry is a liar. He says so himself. And after the lying about the color of his shoes one time, he says the best lies are the most obvious ones. I can't believe I didn't see it until now.... Alcatraz Smedry lied about being able to break things. The books obviously were found and tainted by librarians. They stuck that in. Any time it has him breaking something it's a lie. The chicken's sentience was never important. Well, it is important - ALL CHICKENS MATTER - but not in this context. Alcatraz Smedry has no Breaking talent. Alcatraz Smedry can't break a shard. -
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could Alcatraz break a shardblade?
Silva replied to not an Evil Librarian's topic in Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians
He actually just calls the chicken stupid - the chicken's sentience is never doubted. Exhibit B: I present to you the definition of stupid. It clearly states that showing a lack of intelligence can make one considered stupid. Therefore, one who acts like they are lacking intelligence would technically be showing a lack of intelligence and are so too stupid. But is one who can create a plan like that really stupid? This means that the word 'stupid' can not have any meaning because its definition contradicts itself. The cat calling the chicken stupid neither proves nor disproves your point. And if the above has faults, see Exhibit C: By definition, sentient beings are those able to percieve or feel things. The chicken in that footage was able to perceive that cat food was edible since the Mr. Cat was eating it. Hence, the chicken must have been sentient. -
could Alcatraz break a shardblade?
Silva replied to not an Evil Librarian's topic in Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians
Yes. The chicken. Unless you can prove that chickens aren't sentient, your argument is invalid. -
Another shardblade intercepted it at an awkward angle - it wouldn't hold long. "Tap the ring," Mejin muttered quickly to Precious. Anyone who hadn't grown up with her her quick talking would have heard gibberish. But Precious had known Mejin a long time and tapped the ring that had been her birthday present from her a few years back. How like her to hide an escape route in a gift. Then she was gone. "Forty-two percent of women face workplace sexism in some places," Mejin said, adjusting her grip. Sorry Lei. she thought. "That doesn't mean they also think killing other women is the way to prove themselves." She had lots of steel. Bendalloy too, though that would be slightly less useful. It was time to finish this.
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