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Soul arrived at his isolated home. In a mountain, covered with the deepest, thickest forest since Patji. Slipping through the hidden entrance he then walked towards his bed. Collapsing onto it he fell into a deep sleep.
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Soul finished the entire 16 foot high cake, since no one else seemed to want any. After that, he started wandering around when a whole lot of weirdness that seemed to break the cosmere happened, and then seemed to unhappen. “I’m to tired for this.” He thought, lashing himself into the distance to his hidden home, to sleep off the cake. “Is Lopen dead or not, or did he just unaccend? This is too confusing.”
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Welcome. Be carful of cookies. What investure power would you want the most?
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Life&Death replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
He was delicious. -
My favorite sandwich is probably one with pastrami, lettuce, tomato, and mustard. On some type of delicious bread, I don’t really have a preference. Utah area. The best way to eat ice cream is in a bowl. That way you can get more ice cream.
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Life&Death replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
But so was everything else, so he did it anyway. -
Coinshot. Heck yeah!
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I’ve always liked the Final Empire. The plot of a crew overthrowing an immortal empire was really fun.
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Soul laughed at him, and then set up a chair right on top of him. And then sat in it.
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Technically Life, Death is just part of my job description.
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Soul tossed his present towards the couple. It hit Rhazien in the head with the strength of a crockpot thrown by a Knight Radiant. Cause that’s what it was. “Thought you might like something useful and useless at the same time. You’re welcome.” He said, then went back for more cake.
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Cause I can.
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“I’ve been around Nei’an to long.” Soul muttered. Still eating cake. “Also I came to kill people, cake is a good substitute but still.”
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“That’s his job!” Soul yelled from where he was, stuffing his face with the other cake. This was of much better quality. He approved.
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Panic flooded Soul. “Rust, I forgot the present!” He cursed to El. Lashing himself away, he fell at an extremely high speed towards his home. Returning a couple minutes later, he clutched a present in his grasp. “This should work.” He mumbled as he hurriedly scribbled our a card.
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“Was the cake I stole just a decoy then?! Clever. Insulting, but clever.” Soul stayed in the back of the crowd. The warning made him nervous to be the first one to eat this cake, even though it looked much more delicious then the other one.
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“Now is it time for cake?” Soul yelled over the cheering crowd, pretending he hadn’t already eaten it all.
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Life&Death replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Which, due to the breaking of the laws of physics, a random star a billion light years away exploded, and otherwise had not affect on Butt’s story. -
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“Hey, only most of us want to kill him.” Soul yelled with his mouth full. He finally found the cake. It was chocolate of course, but could be of better quality. “I expected better of you people.” He said to the nearby DA and TUBA members.
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Soul paused as everyone lined up to punch his friend and ally. Clearly there was one one thing to do. Pushing his way towards Nei’an he grabbed Nei’an and decked him across the face. Twice. Then he resumed his search for the cake. He tossed an unkeyed goldmind to Nei’an as he left. He could use it or not as he wished.
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“Yo, anyone know where the cake is? Also, when will the wedding actually happen? I’m hungry and rather bored, let’s wrap this up so I can start trying to kill this soon to be married couple.”