Shivertongue

Mwahahaha, yeah, I do that. ^^

The Wheel of Time, for starters. Like it or hate it, it has had a tremendous impact on fantasy literature. It was the series that hooked me on the genre - not the first I read, but the one that dragged me completely into loving it. David Farland's The Runelords is also a fun series, and of course the Sword-Dancer series by Jennifer Roberson, one of my personal favorites. There are more I could list, but I'll let other people make some suggestions.

I like it, but I do feel it's a bit... overhyped, for lack of a better term. Enjoyable books, but certainly not the greatest achievement in fantasy that some fans seem to think it is. And A Feast For Crows was so unsatisfying, I haven't bothered to pick up Dance of Dragons yet.

I'm so sorry, but the Spikocracy cannot be challenged by mere "Reputatiamancers". But please do gain as much Rep as you can - the more Rep you have, the more powerful the Hemalurgic charge our new spike will have after we sacrif- I mean, nicely collect membership dues. ^___^

I was going to upvote you for watching this, but then felt I should downvote you for not having watched it sooner. Instead, I have decided to leave you unvoted. I'm watching nothing.

And discovered true fear,

Yeah... seriously, what did my childhood ever do to him?

Spikes are only given to staff, upon promotion from 'member,' once they have proven their worthiness for the hemalurgic gifts. How many times to I have to tell you people this? Welcome, Keeper.

I could suggest thousands of books for you, but what else have you read? What else falls into your literary tastes? You gave us one book you love, but what else? Feed is an excellent book, but it only covers one genre of fantasy. I need more data!

Impressionnant. J'ai triché mon chemin à travers six ans de cela à l'école intermédiaire et secondaire, ce qui explique sans doute pourquoi je ne suis pas aussi couramment que je pouvais être. Je comprends mieux que je le parle. J'aime avoir des conversations où je suis parlant l'anglais et quelqu'un d'autre parle français. Rires épiques. Pourquoi? Je m'amuse avec ça! Apparently, there was too much C4 in the eggplants. Who woulda thought?

Ah, vous parlez mal le français aussi bien, Featherwriter? Nous pourrions avoir beaucoup de plaisir embrouiller les gens ici - sauf pour les tricheurs, comme Windrunner, qui utilisent des programmes de traduction. Et un de plus, je pense. But when I told him about the pudding, he stole my pants! Can you believe it?!

I'd like to announce that I am considering making an Anti-Theorist Award, to be awarded by me alone (seeing as how I am the High Anti-Theorist), to recognize those of us who make no contributions - aside from being funny or completely unhelpful - to the construction of theories.

Welcome to antitheorism. I should make you an award.

Bienvenue! Veuillez excuser mon français pauvre, je n'ai pas parlé le langage pendant quelques années, et je suis un bit rouillé. (Wouah, je ne peux pas croire que je me rappelle tout ceci…) De nouveau, bienvenue! Nous espérons que vous appréciez votre temps ici et la substance, insèrent quelques autres mots appropriés de salutation. Et maintenant, pour confondre ceux ici qui ne parlent pas cette langue, je dirai quelque chose en anglais qui ne semble aucun raisonnable. Regardless, he didn't get the tutu off in time, and now he has third degree burns. Probably won't ever return to Nice again. xD

I would like to announce that John Carter is an awesome movie, and everyone should see it. I got you beat, though, because I saw it with a cute blond, and actually missed about an eighth of the movie.

I hate co-op. It involves that annoying thing known as "other people".

You know, I thought those questions sounded familiar. I knew it was from the Alloy lunch when I saw the ketchup one. xD You know, I can't remember what I had for lunch there. That's gonna bug me all day...

It's simple. F = ScrEw [it] = [it]s MaGic There. I contributed. You crazy kids, getting all your high-falutin' math mixed up in my fantasy. Why, in MY day, when something worked by magic, we just accepted that it was magic! And we liked it! And we had to walk our dragons UPHILL to Mage College, BOTH WAYS, on Pluto! And we were happy about it!

I'm on here and playing at the same time. 'Cause I'm awesome like that.

Raw hamburger. The hair is more important than silly things like salmonella or e-coli. Not to mention I'm never awake for breakfast anyway, so... Would you rather [insert witty thing involving carrier pigeons] or [insert witty thing about tube socks]? Be specific as to why you chose what you did.

AHEM *points to title* <---------

I would like to announce that the Battlegrounds on World of Warcraft are filled with jackasses, and graveyard-camping is the lamest thing ever. THREE Alliance rogues farmed our graveyard for about fifteen minutes last night until one of the few Horde who wasn't getting murdered every two minutes realized it and took them out. I'd also like to announce that Night Elves are lame.

Also from the Flora and Fauna pt.2, Mary's squeak, simply because I have a friend who squeaks exactly the same way.

That's 'cause he cheats. He gets me to write all his awesome posts, and those are the only ones that have been upvoted.

How much bacon could be produces from a fabrial powered by one gemheart? Did that last question make sense? Can I have a cookie?