Did someone say DELICIOUS WAFFLES?
Welcome Shardbinder, and enjoy this delicious waffle*, courtesy of the Adminocracy of 17th Shard!
*Warning: The Welcome Waffle is not actual food. Do not attempt to eat it. It is pixels on a screen, and attempts to eat may result in damage to teeth, computer screen, face, eyes, hands, hair, CPU, motherboard, and overall intelligence. 17th Shard is not responsible for any damages to yourself or your possessions from attempts to consume the delicious Welcome Waffle.