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  1. Kane was sitting at his desk, testing his alloy when a beeping sound indicated that he had mail. He opened his Tia Mailbox and pulled out the letter. It read: To Kane Mentiz, Sentinel Leader: I hereby challenge you to a duel. -Fangblade Kane was confused. A dog was challenging him? He pulled his Tia card that went to the arena and activated it. *** "And now, please welcome General Kaaaaaaane Mentiz!" The Announcer shouted. Kane cracked his knuckles. "Let's do this."
  2. HERE WE GO!
  3. Then Bit arrived and made his 1234th post. Spoilered for length, and your convenience. And pure freaking randomness reigned supreme. The end. Now I can go post again. Yay.
  4. HELP MEEEEEEE

    It's tomorrow and I still don't know what in Rust to do.

    1. Doomstick

      Doomstick

      Longest thread

    2. Ink

      Ink

      I have no idea

    3. Borio Singaldi

      Borio Singaldi

      Make the Longest Post Ever in the Longest Thread. Dismiss any story that comes before and write a page worth of stuff. I will petition everyone I can to upvote it.

  5. Wait, WHAT!?!? I'M THE STORMING KING'S WIT?!?!

    HA, FIRERUST! IT IS MY MANTLE NOW!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    2. BitBitio

      BitBitio

      OK Firerust, now let's not be hasty...

    3. Borio Singaldi

      Borio Singaldi

      Hahahaahahaahahahahaaha

    4. Doomstick

      Doomstick

      Am I the only one that noticed it was OMI gosh yes

  6. Hey.

    Screenshot_20181008-175904.thumb.png.7fb018a1a886c482e8c068b4e5e2112d.png

    1. Archer

      Archer

      Cool! Nice catch.

      Now I just need 11,111 more upvotes and I can have 12,345.

  7. Aaaaaaaaaaannnnd I am at 1,233 posts. I have to wait eight more days. Before I can post. And I still don't have anything planned. Rust.

    1. Ink

      Ink

      Have patience my friend.

    2. Borio Singaldi

      Borio Singaldi

      Writing a full page of stuff for the Longest Thread is still an option. I could petition as many Sharders as possible to read it and upvote it. We will make you win the day, no matter what.

    3. Ark1002

      Ark1002

      Heh. That would be... strange.

  8. But... that just makes it so there are two sticks.
  9. AND WE HAVE HIT 500 UPVOTES!!!!!!

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    2. BitBitio

      BitBitio

      YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEASON SEVEN, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    3. Doomstick
    4. Ink

      Ink

      Season 7 of Star Wars the Clone Wars

  10. This WoB has some implications that suggest burning a Hemalurgic spike, even an unkeyed one would not result in the creation of a medallion.
  11. I need this in my life. I want in. Name: Stush Investiture: He's a stump combined with a bush. His uncle was a Stick. No, his uncle was THE Stick. Relatives: a stump and a bush. And a Stick. Bio: He is a Stush. Can I join?
  12. On October 16th, 2018, I will have been on the Shard for six months. On that date, I will also do my 1,234th post. 

    Spoiler

    Hype.

    That post will be one of three things. 

    1. A large written post on the Longest Thread.

    2. A large roleplay post.

    3. Something else, suggested in this status update.

    So... in reference to #3, suggestions?

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    2. Doomstick
    3. Borio Singaldi

      Borio Singaldi

      Yes, fill an entire page worth of story in the Longest Thread. It doesn't even have to have anything to do with what comes before it.

      Or you could post your best and most cleverly concocted cosmere theory that will blow away all cosmere theories and explain the secrets of Brandon's books and get 20 upvotes in as many minutes.

      Or you could post another super-cheesy joke like your Moash one and accidentally get an upvotestorm.

      Whatever it is, I hope everyone will upvote it, hehe.

       

      (October 22nd marks the two-year anniversary of me joining the Shard, what should I do on that day? I just passed post 400 today...)

    4. Ashspren

      Ashspren

      My thousandth is coming up, and I know what I'm doing...

      Bit, whatever you do, I'm sure that it will be awesome!

  13. That is me. Very much me.
  14. Borio Singladi* studied the waffle. With authority! *No relation to Borio Singaldi, The Prospection Company, or Borio Anthology Group
  15. For being funny, and a good contributor to several threads. Also a great roleplayer.
  16. Hey dude. What's up? You went inactive on us all of the sudden.

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