Jehoiada

@Kidpen long story short my username comes from a priest in the bible who helped a seven year old king Umm I just looked up knights on google and this was the coolest one I found. I didnt kust want the generic shard profile pic Oklahoma U.S.A. were the winds come sweeping ore the plains. Lol we don't have that many plains.

If you could wright a best selling book that everyone saw what would the title be?

Because why not

Do you play any instruments? Are you a geek or a nerd?

Hi, welcome to the shard, your gonna love it. And have an upvote.

Granted, but you have to be holding them both to bring peace I wish for and an awakened dagger

Granted, but you can only fly to a place never back. I wish for a self-sustaining zoo

You know your a sanderfan when you greet people and are like have an upvote and I wish I could upvote you more than once lol That's gonna be my new pickup line @Gancho Libre

Granted, but not only does procrastination not exist relaxation does not either thus everyone works all the time with no rest and the entire population die. Wow that was dark I'm sorry I wish that the population doesn't die

Granted, but it brings no power. I wish for 500$ to show up in my wallet every day.

Thanks Gancho, that's really nice!!

When anybody says hello and all you can think about is, "Hello would you like to go slay some evil today"

To soon bro, to soon

When your working and your co-worker says he's out of breath and you feel sad that he's a drab.

Hello, welcome to the shard, and have an upvote.

Yes!!!!! I get to be the first to reply. Welcome to the shard your gonna love it. Whats you favorite Sanderson book? And dont except any baked goods or give anyone your breaths (if they ask)

Granted, but now you always live fifteen minutes in the past

Good one but you forgot to wish

Granted, but you now have each one of there banes. I wish to live on each inhabited cosmere planet for six months each.

Tevarah sat on a ledge of a tall building contemplating the message he had received, he must start preparing its not often Mraize himself gives you a message, he leaps off the building and lashes across the city.

There's some things not even the nightwatcher can grant. Sorry I wish for a never ending cheeto

Granted but you can never use them. I wish for an aviar

Storm you fool I was gonna grant that wish You have it, but you still dont know what it is I wish for cool whip

Awesome!!! Welcome to the shard your going to love it!!!!

I most resemble Dusk mainly because of my different way of thinking and not being like everyone else, yet not knowing how to explain to a single person how different we are, but not wanting the things in my life to change, except I'm a little bit alot abit goofier than Dusk.