Jehoiada

I like Sanderson books, they are good for hitting people with.

Granted, but it always doesn't match the stuff you want it to be on. I wish that everything shiped would come within the hour of purchase, free of charge.

It was crazy at the manner of Lord Rhazien. The hustle and bustle of servants cleaning and preparing could be heard two blocks away! "C'mon guys we gotta get this house ready, Tevarah ordered atop his podium, Rhazien and his bride wont like a messy dirty dusty house" "Tevarah!!! An angry looking woman yelled across the court yard, I won't have you-" Tevarah yelped "Ehh Zurri hi, umm I'm not taking your job permanently just for a little bit your still the master sevant, but lord Rhazien ordered me to make some adjustments to his house and there were some things that you couldnt do that umm I uhh could do." "Like what!" she yelled, "Umm... things." Zurri started to walk away angrily. "Hey Zurri, Tevarah shouted over the noise "you can do something for me," he handed her a list. She looked it over confused, "why in the world do you need-" "No stop,Tevarah said shushing her, this is all hush hush its a surprise, so can you get it." "I don't know, she said scratching her head, I'm sure I can get most of it I'll have to pull a few strings, but-" "Thanks sooooo much Tevarah said praise in his voice, Zurri your the best I knew I could count on you!" "Why can't I ever stay mad at you Tevarah" "I think it's my fabulous charm and you probably like my face" "Sure sure. I'll be back later to yell at you some more, Zurri said, see you later" "Bye Zurri Tevarah said now everybody back to work!!"

Hey! Welcome to the shard. I have no clue, but as soon as I read that I imidiatly thought of the Emperor's new groove when Kronk does his own theme music.

"Come now Tessi, we must go" Tevarah said, but why!!!! Tessi exclaimed. "Because Rhazien needs us to get his house 'ready', he just got married you know." Tevarah I know, we were there!!. "how was I supposed to know you remembered, you were in a rough state" I guess that makes sence. "well we gotta go" Noooo!!! I dont wanna go!! I just found what I like, I have nice dresses, lots of spheres and heaps of gemstones, dont you like getting money? "Yes I do but when we work for Rhazien we get paid, Tessi I thought you were getting all of this" I am Tessi said indignantly. "Ok then let's go!! Ehh fine lets be off. Tevarah lashed the fastest way to Rhazien's and Tessi followed.

At least you put your theory out there! you learn from your mistakes, have fun on the shard!

Hello, welcome! have an upvote and don't worry its just friendly BANDter

When you involuntarily shout out death rattles (I dont know why people look at me funny).

One time the Nightwhatcher and Hoid had a drinking match obviously Hoid won but the Nightwatcher was so close to beating him that she earned his respect. Your bane is that your always drunk now. I wish that I wasn't allergic to like all of outside (it hurts).

Gotta love Grand Admiral Thrawn I think he's just my all time favorite villain, the only one who could rival him would be.... KRONK!!! FROM THE EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE For obvious reasons.

What's the happiest place? Whats the best way to eat ice cream? Your favoritest cookie?

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

For me I hyped it up to much, I was expecting something that was going to surpassed tWoK and WoR, but thats not what it is, it is its own book with alot of information and new things we learned, (it was better the second time reading it although), I think we had higher expectations and its kinda twisting our view of the overall book, but we have to look at the big picture. That's my $0.02 for you take it for what it is.

Granted, but Sam dies in the middle of the book for no apparent reason, then it's later found in the end of the book that he really died for no reason whatsoever. I wish that I could meet Brandon in a grocery store, then we could have a delightful conversation about the investiture property of potatoes grown on Patji.

When you just finish the first Alcatraz book and you have to rethink your life.

Tevarah and Tessi were at a tavern eating, Tessi had ordered the whole menu because when you become physical for the first time and find out you have to eat you need to find what you like. The table was crowded with food Tevarah was picking through it finding some of those cremlings with an orange sauce (those where his favourites) he looked up at Tessi examining her look of curiosity, he had found out through the last couple days that he can use stormlight only if his purpose is aligned with Tessi's. Something happened due to being a splinter of Honor and corrupted by Odium yata yata yata, Tessi had explained what had happened something to do with stormlight and voidlight, but he didn't understand half of it even though he was one of the more learned of what happened on roshar and the cosmere, but since then they have been going around different taverns building a reputation. Tessi had finaly finished the meal or at least most of it she signalled to the owner of the tavern, he came briskly over to there table, "follow me I'll show ya where there at" Tessi and Tevarah stood following the man into the back room he pointed to a large cage with lots of spheres all types, "thank you so much fer this mam it helps me out bunches" Tessi just shrugged and moved over to the cage, she put her hands forward and stormlight began to leak from them streaming into the spheres, once she had finished she looked at the keeper the man held out a bag, inside was a pretty good amount of gemstones, Tessi didnt bother with just any old spheres she wanted gemstones, we are building something and its gonna be awesome.

Tevarah found himself falling without stormlight for the second time this week! he was very confused he thought this would heal Tessi and yet there he fell without stormlight again. Tevarah prepared for impact the storm raged all around him, he didn't even know which way was up, then curiously he began to slow, then he saw... it was Tessi magnificent in her beauty, she looked real she was glowing still, but it looked like a normal person using stormlight. Tessi lashed them out of the storm. Tevarah had alot of questions to ask and hopefully she could provide the answers.

Hello! dont be to intimidated we'll help you through it. How many of Brandons books have you read?

Tevarah was back on Roshar, it had taken a long while to get back, but Tessi she was sick, he had given her lots of stormlight, this was it the last chance he had to save his spren. So far Tevarah could still use his lashings, thus Tevarah was flying upward with a semi physical Tessi (she was unconscious) the highstorm hit, Tevarah let out a scream a scream of frustration for he could not help his spren the way he wanted, then it came the stormlight that wonderful everlasting stormlight it helped. Tevarah looked down at Tessi she was glowing so bright it was hard to look at her, but he could see the stormlight being pulled into her tons and tons of stormlight. Her head whiped up and she burst alight even more bright than she was before and Tevarah lost the ability to use stormlight.

What is your favourite kind of sandwich? What's your general location? What's the best way to eat ice cream? (in your opinion)

Granted, but you have to face your worst fear every time you put something in your dimension box. I wish for an abundance of good corndogs.

Hello! welcome to the family held together by threads, your gonna love it here!