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AmalaBilgChestertonDilafSourcefieldFortuityHeleran Eliminated Dilaf. I think it’s pretty self-explanatory. Who, if they had lived, would have changed the plot events of their book?
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AmalaBilgCharrsChestertonDilafSourcefieldFortuityHeleran Eliminated Eondel. He was a good man who died bravely. Who needs a vacation in the Bahamas?
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Ashspren replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
True. He should follow a magic stick instead.- 2784 replies
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Percy/Annabeth is such an amazing relationship. And Riordan got me into fantasy, too.
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Sounds good!
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Ashspren replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
@Matias, great idea! @Toaster Retribution, sounds good.- 2784 replies
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Nice pun.
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@goody153 I will sob over Rick Riordan with you. Stupid troll author dude messing with my emotions...
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AmalaAtiBilgCharrsChestertonDilafSourcefieldEondelFortuityGoradelHeleranJarlouxKelsier Straff Zane Rashek Eliminated Elend. He would make a great band with his book buddies. Who would you bring back from the dead just so you could ram a Shardblade through their gut?
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Khriss to start, for sure. Khriss Let’s decide between Ambition and Silverlight before we bold one.
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Ashspren replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Yep! You're in! With that, we have our 16 competitors! If you want to compete but could not get your name down, you can still sign up to be a filler in case someone drops out. And, like the last tournament, you can always sign up to be on the reserved list for Tournament 3. The competition will start in a week from today, as I won't be able to consistently keep up with the Shard next week. Thanks to all who signed up! I'm looking forward to this next tournament!- 2784 replies
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Ashspren replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Ack, sorry, Shallan was just taken!- 2784 replies
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Absolutely! Welcome aboard! Also, don't worry about how good the raps are– this is just for fun.- 2784 replies
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Ashspren replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I'll be out of town next week too, so don't worry. You're in as Nale, Julio!- 2784 replies
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THIS IS AMAZING. I needed this... Honestly, though– these jokes are so good that I just can't Handel them. Q: What's the difference between an accompanist and silence? A: You recognize the silence. Funny story: So I'm a pianist, and I accompany a lot of friends who sing. Once, I accompanied a friend during a performance. I literally learned the part to the song in ten minutes, and didn't mess up at all, so I was really proud of myself. After the show, a lady came up to us. She told my friend: "Oh my goodness, your voice is amazing. Your singing brought me to tears. I can't believe how talented you are." She turned to me. "You are so, so lucky to have such a talented friend." Generally, I rant to people and they're like "So? You're just the accompaniment." #SAVE THE ACCOMPANIST BECAUSE WE'RE AWESOME TOO I do sing, though, so I get that it's really satisfying to get complimented for your voice. Q: What's the difference between Kanye and a pianist? A: Kanye has a smaller ego. Q: Why was the singer always dizzy? A: They thought the world was revolving around them.
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Welcome, Inky! Have an upvote. You'll love the Way of Kings and the rest of the Stormlight Archive– it's a great series. So great to have you on the Shard!
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Welcome, @blackflame451! A recommendation for your next read– Stormlight Archive all the way. It's incredibly complicated, but personally, I love it.
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I like those two— especially Khriss. But does Nazh work at Silverlight, too? Or just Khriss? If he does, that could be an option.
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Okay, first time playing— does @Kidpen go now? And what is an “innocent bystander”? Sorry...
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Ashspren replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I’m just blatantly obvious about it. “See this book? It’s called Mistborn. See the author? Brandon Sanderson. God of writing. READ. READ. READ.”- 2784 replies
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What is the best Sanderson book? (all, not just Cosmere)
Ashspren replied to WayneSpren's topic in General Brandon Discussion
I agree with Ishar on these. You can’t make me choose a favorite, though, but I loved Secret History just because I missed Kelsier sooooo much. Edgedancer was awesome too, because Lift. -
Origin of your profile picture
Ashspren replied to I think I am here.'s topic in General Brandon Discussion
That’s me with every single picture. I’m like “okay, I look good, you can take my picture,” and then I turn out looking like Anyway, I got my profile picture from taking a larger picture in the Stormlight Archive art and cutting out a small portion of it. -
I just read this. So sad...
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You Know You're a Sanderfan When...
Ashspren replied to Shardbearer's topic in General Brandon Discussion
YKYASF (or rather a 17S user) when you’re spending so much time on the Shard that a friend grabs your phone and chucks it across the room screaming “What are you always doing on the website?!?!?!” I was like “NOOOO give it back! I was RPing! My character has a bestie!” They said “whatever,” rolled their eyes, and turned away from me. As the thrilling conclusion to this story, I wrote my RP post. -
game Would You Rather? -a Game
Ashspren replied to The Tenth Pancake's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Ack, that’s a hard one. I’m going with the Shattered Plains. Would you rather have Earth become a planet in the Cosmere inhabited by Odium, or eventually become Reckoners Earth?
