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(I don't wanna godmod, if that term applies here) But hey, I enjoy it. If that means anything. Also, ha! You turned ink into ink, but you never turned Ink into ink! Grammar wins again! So whose loving home is it?

Granted. You now have the writing abilities of Zath, Mistspren, and Brandon Sanderson COMBINED. However, you must say one of these three specific inside jokes in every bane you give on this thread: Flashback Girl, Roman Torchwick's Ghost, and/or Pasta. It can be minor, or even have nothing to do with the bane. But it must be there. I wish for Cinder to...no, that's a spoiler...I wish Pyrrha...nope, hmm...I WANT MY CHRISTMASTREE, CRWBY! ... uhm... I wish to have a loving home for my elderly rabbird, Ink. Not to be confused with Inklingspren. Check my profile for a pic.

Why does Hoid respect the Nightwatcher? Granted. But humanity gets so ahoid with you that they slaughter all of them. Ever. In every universe, timeline, and thread. I wish for only one ghanderflaffle to have lived, and for me to own it as a pet.

But the acronym is UtDF

...What do we call it?

It's fine. We should MAKE that a roleplay, with the goal of killing off every mainish character in reasonable ways. Well, reasonable to us. Because reasons.

A link to what? Edit: Never drink Odium, kids.

It's not a roleplay, so far as I know. I think it's just us being weird.

My favorite was when Wax, Wayne, Marasi, and Steris break through the Four Walls of Doom and steal Peter Ahlstrom's iPad so they can watch RWBY. And that bit where Brandon actually put Butt Venture into the giant pun battle between Vin and Elend that time the Spren-Haters Club went to the SR? Priceless! Of course, nothing can beat that Easter egg where he literally had the good guys play a tuba. Really worked out great.

@Apollyon, SPOILERS! Only people who've read UtDF know that! At least you didn't spoil the end of chapter three, where Taravangian kills Sing.

Hi! We're glad to have you!

Sounds very interesting. Welcome!

Hey, Witless's friend! Welcome to the Shard. The title of this intro thread intrigues me. Have you by any chance watched RWBY?

The middle name he wanted to obtain was Schneeze. He liked puns.

Granted, but now YOU are Kelsier's spren instead of me. (I AM FREEEEEE - Ati) I wish to know what LackOfTui does.

Yes, kandra are allowed. Sorry, Podman, but I'm gonna say that counts under magic. @JacobClaessen, I'll add you! Welcome! Wow, I never thought this might get to the point where we had a lot of people - or at least a decent RPing amount. I might have to say no more people for a while after you three...how many people sounds like a good number?

Kaladin! (I love how before me every guess was a worldhopper)

Those are DEEVY, Tesh! When you decide to make soulstamps after your Ceramics teacher has the class make stamps. And when you carve a little 16 as one of the engravings, even though you know he won't get it.

I didn't expect this question to ever be something I heard in my lifetime. Butt began to get tired.

Granted, but they all taste like crem. You also can't get rid of them. They're stuck to your hands. I'm the spren? Oh dear. I wonder what being a sword is like. I wish to know what Ideal Kelsier is at so I can know if I should be worried.

What do you think it means? It's Weiss with Zwei's face. I can't find the image right now. I...um...uhhhhhhh "JUST CALL ME ENEEEEE," I yell back at him. Granted. Potatoes. However, frogs as well. You have doomed art teachers everywhere. I hope you enjoy your severed hand. I wish I knew why Kell called me Shock.

I don't want to grant anything, because then I'd have to wish something, and right now I'm grieving over Gray too much. All I wanna do is listen to the RWBY AMV of Heroes and play Poptropica. Leave me to my sorrows. Oh, fine, I will. Granted. But now you can't un-know Zweiss. I wish for a Nahel bond with Kelsier.

Granted, but it isn't fun. In fact, you hate it. Luckily, it ends after just a day. So does your life. I wish for the power to cause people to have flashbacks whenever I want (in the real world, since I already have that on here)

Your name used to be Prof? I missed that completely.

@Mestiv, how is your signature stalking me? I'm worried. @Firebug, awesome dragons. Humans are useless, except for when killing important dragons. Dragons kill each other. Moonbli. And Cleril. Read them.