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I know I just barely posted a status update and there might be another later today if DND goes like usual, but I have to share this, it's too good

I'm reading a religious AU called The Book of Joby and the Creator is just the best. I mean you'd think of course he would be, but the mood he is the GREATEST. Paraphrased: 

Lucifer: ugh why do you entertain those vile filthy animals 
God: can you not just let me feed seagulls in peace? I was having a good day and then you come along and ruin it. 

Lucifer: *ranting furiously* 
God: ,,,your point? 

Angel snaps at Lucifer, he snaps back not to interrupt his betters 
God: hey man weren't we talking 
Lucifer: i WiLL nOt be MOCKED - 
God, levelly: what were you just saying about interrupting your betters (BURN) 

Lucifer: I still think Judas failed solidly and we AGREED that if I won Jesus - 
God (direct quote): "I never suggested that Jesus would stay dead. It's hardly My fault you didn't think to inquire about that ahead of time." 
Lucifer: Well what was I supposed to think, you said dead, dead is - 
God: evidently not lmao get good son 

*seagulls poop on Lucifer's shoe as he disapparates* 

Fantastic prologue! Also, the clothes the Creator and angel are described as wearing sounded cool. 10/10 would read again - wait I should read the first chapter first, shouldn't I. That was not the entire experience of the book oops