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Yeah. I've been here since March, and I don't get it. Can someone please explain this to me?

True. I honestly hope that BoTW is a convergence, so I no longer need to worry about keeping track of triplets.

@Herowannabe, that's pretty good!

Michael and Kate are incredible! even when I'm reading the books I hear the voices that they do for the characters. I would recommend the audiobooks highly, although not without an Audible account, as physical audiobooks are ridiculously expensive.

Heck yes!

I sense a Billy Joel trend coming...

So I guess this next parody might need a little explaining. This is a parody of Billy Joel's "For the Longest time", but as sung by the Dysian Amian who's writing the things on the back of Stormlight books. It's both a little of me, and a little of him, as the back of the Way of Kings was super instrumental in me getting into Sanderson as a whole. OB spoilers

I would hereby like to join myself to this gloriously chocolatey cause

Don't make me choose between my meme children!

That's really good!

Congrats @Extesian! I wish you and your spouse-to-be much happiness, excitement, and Sanderson reading

Yessss! I must buy all the merch

If this happens, someone needs record it. I wish I was there, because I'm super into this sort of thing.

That is the only logical option!

If Sanderson wrote comedy, the punch line would be composed of a 300 page series of plot twists and revelations.

So many awesome things! I'm smiling with delight, whilst my wallet cries in despair

Well done @ILuvHats! That roast definitely fit Taravangian. I loved the diagram bit at the beginning.

Probably 'Pun' or 'Philosopher'

I went into this expecting a fairly good novel. Boy was I wrong. It was a great novel! Also, did anyone else get a distinctly Pattern vibe from M-Bot? Or was that just me.

Why do things I love keep burning? Might as well start this thing going What's up y'all, name's Dalinar Kholin, with my burnin' hot roasts I'm coming in for the win. Yes I'm gonna burn ya, and the damage won't be measly, cause when I'm done with you, you'll think The Rift had it easy. King Taravangian, the idiot genius, I considered removin' you from the human genus. But then I realized, that's not what I'll do because, Mr. T, I pity you, fool. Yes I said fool, you're a fool who can't rule. You think you've got it good, think people are followin' your plans. News flash, they don't follow you. They follow your Diagram. Amaram Sadeas, what do I need to say? It won't take long to slay ya', cause everybody hates ya'. Son of Honor? Ha! Your plan was so flawed. Now just look at me, sittin' here bonded to a god! You're a murderer, a fraud, you killed a whole spear squad. For what? Some plate and blade? That won't protect you from my angry tirade! Adolin, son. We need to talk. You were gonna succeed me, but now I've seen, you can't even follow the simple Way of Kings. You call it "that storming book", but I ain't even shook. You killed Sadeas, and hid, tryin to keep your sin to yourself. You didn't even regret it. At least I got a broken soul out of my crimes! That's been me, Dalinar, Highking of Urithiru. Y'all don't stand a chance, so till' then I say See you!

When you say SH, I hope it's not referring to Secret History, because no one should read that one first.

Can I just say that reading the words "Moses fan-fiction" made my day?

How old is your sister? Cause my younger brother read Stormlight at around 11, and he followed it fairly well. I bet your sister could follow, so long as you answer questions (that don't spoil the plot of course)

The site also has a helpful direct feed to Brandon's twitter account, which also is a source for most of the site's news as it is. The admins are usually pretty on top of things, but to err is human. And I can assure you that none of us are Kandra in disguise