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I mean, you can see the post count at the top of each thread.

181. All myths and tales are automatically true, or close to true.

Being alone iirc

Now that's an idea....

It was one of the things I considered. I'm thinking I'll save it for 2000 though.

Ja. Please google translate don't fail me now.

PEDANT MODE ACTIVATE! Page 3.

Butt tried to stop saying it by saying "KITTENS!" but it didn't work.

*gasp* Two introduction threads! HISSSSSS! Kidding. But anyways, if you don't want cookies, you'd be welcome to join the Liebrarians. We Lieb, which is the opposite of lying, so you should definitely join up with us.

I too looked up memetic hazards. And now I'm confused as to whether this post was itself a memetic hazard, or I'm missing something.

[I don't know why I wrote this. I just got the idea to post it at one point and decided to do it. Thanks for letting me steal your scene/character Coma!] Mia watched as her teammates were cut down before her eyes. Sara tore apart with claws. Sam's head being ripped off and eaten. She knew Taylor Swift was dangerous, but this was beyond anything she had come to expect. She killed her trained teammates seemingly without breaking a sweat. Mia threw off her fright and glanced at the piece of paper she carried in her hand. That writing held the key to defeating this madwoman. Suddenly Taylor spoke: "Oooooh, look what you made me do." Ugh, of course it was that. Suddenly, Taylor began to change. Bracing herself, Mia prepared for the monstrosity sure to come. But it never did. Instead, Taylor began to get uglier. Her body got bigger and she got shorter. Her hair changed to a brownish color. This is it. Her weakness activated. With a start, she noticed that Taylor had her gun pointed at her. Beginning to panic, Mia threw a punch at Taylor's face. A tooth fell out. Smiling, Mia began to sing to her favorite song before Calamity. "All you are is mean." Punch to the gut. "And a liar." Backhand to the face. "And pathetic." Broke her leg. "And alone in life." Broke the other leg. "And mean." She shot her thigh. "And mean." Shot the arm. "AND MEAN!" Screaming, Mia shot her in the face. Then shot again, just to be certain. Grabbing her mobile, she texted the Reckoners in Olympia Polaris. The shapeshifter is down, but she took everybody else with her. Send help. And with that, Mia fell to the ground, tears pouring from her eyes.

Coma, how do you feel about me writing a death scene for Taylor then posting it in outside of canon? (It won't let me ping right now for some reason) I don't know why, I just want to for whatever reason. Winter, I like your criticism. Not much else to say.

I think my third post ever was the Liebrarian thread? Maybe fourth. First I asked for Aether, then I posted a theory and a response to the response to that theory, then I think Liebrarians.

Punctuation and capitalization typos make Him very angry.

I refuse. I will ask the most serious questions. Chocolate ice cream: Yes or no?

I'd like to open both a personal and guild account for the liebrarians. Personal I'll carry 100 with me, and build it can all stay here.

I think actually dead implies the beyond.

You know what, I was gonna post a thread necromancy meme, but this feels pretty relevant, and it's only six months dead. So you get spared my wrath!

Your 700th post.

Digzone, of course.

Of what?

The Nightwatcher refuses to grant your wish. For your bane, you no longer have any limbs. I wish people would stop trying to break the system. It always ends badly.

This dhamed Cal. Edit: I have just been told by @Kaymyth that we actually need to beat all of Random Stuff together because they are all one thread. So we need to get 26629 posts, and counting. This will take approximately 1250 days, or 41 months. We have to either wait a very long time or step up our game.