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    Dwig leaned against a nearby tree, wishing Ciera was here so he could have someone to talk to.
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    A card drifted to the ground on a nearby road. It read:
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    A team of janitor-monk-mimes swept throught the lab, restoring it to it's original state.
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    "Sure, gon. But try the cocktail, the Dapper has been making this one for a while. Always been a crowd pleaser."
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    "Yup. I been mixin cocktails up for moe than a few years" Dapper began to move around the bar, grabbing various items. He reached into his coat pocket and removed some small items. Then he got to work, mixing, stiring, shaking and finally, adding a pinch of multicolored metal dust to the shaker. Then he poured it out into a tumbler. "Behold, the Metalborn Snap." The drink swirled around, then turned orange.
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    "Nao problum, mate, nao problum atol." Dapper vaulted over the counter and perused the liquor stock.
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    Dapper stood up. "Oi mate. I'd like to apply as your barkeep. Yeah?"
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    Dapper snapped his fingers again and Dwig reformed out of Booklight. "Hey boss." he said before begining to pick up the bags. The the bags were cleaned up, the pair walked over to a table and sat down.
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    Dapper barged in, along with Dwig, who was acting as a packman for Dapper. Dapper snaped his fingers and Dwig disappeared into Booklight. The stuff Dwig was holding, mostly bags full of various books, fell to the ground. "Ah me. Shouldn't have done that."
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    All the characters are traumatized by the giant white hands killing random mimes, then either: A. burning said mimes' bodies with balefire Or B. Clapping, then eating the mimes for breakfast. Nobody knew how a pair of giant white hands could eat, or why they were eating breakfast at 7:05 PM.
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    "But of course." the Spy from TF2 said, then disappeared under a pile of mimes as Avatars chuckled. Then, even more mimes flooded into the room and began to patch the fourth wall. All was silent.
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    But of course, balefire is funny.
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    An Asha'man mime stepped into the room and burned the entire DA contingent with Balefire. He then saluted and fell through a gateway.
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    "Note that you didn't actually read the Accords, or you would know about that. Also, it's has been about five minutes since I got the message to show up here and I was assured that it was sent to me when it should have been."
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    "Blood and bloody ashes! I'm a bloody Ghostblood!" Ciera shouted, "Hmm, I said blood a lot in that last sentence. But, you get the point. Also, motion denied, as you don't have a representative." she opened her messenger bag and removed a sheet of paper, reading off of it. "Any guild present at the signing of the Oasis Accords is to have a seat on the Senate." she skipped to another clause "As the guild known as the Dark Alley was not present at the signing, they will not be offered a seat on the Senate." she slammed the paper down the lectern "There you have it. Black and white, clear as day. You do not have a seat" she turned to address the group of DA denizens, "One more thing; If the audience will refrain from making votes. This is a Senate, not a public assembly."
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    A gateway opened behind the lectern and Ciera Jigdens walked out. "In accordance with the Oasis Accords, there must be a minimum of three guilds represented before any voting can actually take place. The DA also did not sign the Accords, therefore they forfeit the right to have seats on the Senate, advisory or otherwise. You weren't there, you don't get to have a say. Sorry."
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    Time travel big no-no.
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    No! Back to the egg mines with you!
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    (In TF2 engineer voice) I built that.
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    A man wearing a white cloak with a sun emblazoned on the back shoved the door open and walked in. The cloak was easily recognizable as one worn by a Child of the Light. The man strode over to the bar, hand on his sword, agruably the single most valuble item on his person. The man leaned against the bar underneath a light, causing the tattoos on his bald head to sparkle. "I'll have a plate of donuts and shot of tequila, please. I'm here to hire some men for a raid."
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    Dapper smiled and walked over to the throne, standing next to it. He got bored after a second and started browsing the Powels Books website on his transdiamentional smartphone.
  24. old man moomba
    Some... dapper questions Black or gray suits? Vest or no vest? Top hat or bowler? Normal tie or bow tie? Tails or no tails? Trench coat or short coat? Silver or gold? Black or brown loafers? Monocle or sunglasses?
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    Dwig again studied the ring for a second, "Yes, it is."
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