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    "Uh. Since I have no idea what your end goal is, no, I was not. I'm not one to blindly offer my assitance. So, what is your end goal, anyway?"
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    But I already took a single beautiful egg.
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    Cosmere Character Meme
    Ooh, I really like the mask on Vin!
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    "The supprise of what, eveactly." Rydin said with a frown, "Listen, I have fought tons of Stand users to protect what I believe in. I live in the real world, my real world. I only read when I have time, which is rare." ~~~ Kvasir paced back and forthalong the water's edge. A few minutes ago, something had crashed some distance away from them. It could be anything that flew, from an experimental military jet, to some kind of spacecraft, to a weapon of some kind. Whatever it was, it was probably worth checking out. "You feel that, friend?" the Avenue Man asked, "That tugging towards the crash site. Chances are, that's our guy." "Probably. We should check it out either way." Kvasir muttered. Then he summoned his Stand. Fortunate Son was a large, robot-like figure, dressed in smooth geometric armor with jungle camo painted on it. It wore a round soldier's helmet and a gas mask of sorts, with tubes that ran into its back. The final tough was a pair of aviator sunglasses, shining in the sunlight. "You remember that crash course I gave you on how to skate?" Kvasir asked. "Uhh." "Great." then he proceeded to remove all friction from both their bodies, minus their the palms of their hands and the very tips of their shoes.
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    I'll bring the game Team Fortress 2 through the Door formed from Green Glass.
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    I need a few moors to pine on. So I'll bring some across the threshold of the Green Glass Door.
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    So you, too, have joined the enlightened.
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    Then I'll take some sheep and some sheepskin. And some mutton. Oh, and beef too.
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    Sadly, all Dappers had been combined into one Dapper. This Dapper was off solving mysteries in Stars and Spheres. Thus it was Not-Dapper who had to get out of the way, leaving behind a group of investors who wanted to buy the weapon.
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    "It costs ¥4,000,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds."
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    Ehhh. Whatever you say.
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    Hopefully you mentioned the fact that I make far too many bad jokes.
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    Huh. I'm flattered, Thought, really.
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    Too late. I'll take Randall Munroe through the Green Glass Door.
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    By the power vested in me by the infinitely wonderful Randall Munroe I am freed from this foolish tyranny. BEHOLD, xkcd 391!!!!!
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    An egg. Yes an egg. A single, wonderful egg. A simple, beautiful, perfect egg. I am taking this egg through the green glass door.
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    Sixteen followers. 

    I'm temped to make an Every Squad Got The _____ meme for the 16 metals now.

    1. Lunamor

      Lunamor

      Doooooo iiiiiiiiiittttt...

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    You be following me. Why?
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    "Stick close to her, because she seems to be the center of something much, much larger than anything I've been a part of before. Fate-of-planets type things." SepLar smiled, "And it would seem I've been sucked into said important events, no?"
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    Can I? I've not done much lately.
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