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Rick walked in, taking in the scene. He sat down and motioned to the waiter. "I'd like a drink, whatever you have that's strong." He leaned back and closed his eyes. "AND NO SPIKES!" he yelled suddenly. The waiter came back with a massive tankard of eggnog and handed it to Rick. "Thankssss, I think" He took a long pull his eyes flashed open suddenly. "WHAT IS THIS," Rick leaped to his feet "THIS IS... EGGNOG." he tossed the tankard to the ground, shattering it. "I NEED CIDER." His voice became quiet "Eggnog is no good, I've had bad experiences with eggnog." Rick slammed his staff to the ground, "I DEMAND TO SEE THE OWNER"

Dwig looked around. He reached under the counter with a sign that read. CLOSED FOR THE SEASON. Dwig walked over to the door and slapped the sign onto it. He looked about once more, winked and fell backward. A portal opened beneath him and he was pulled apart by the light.

Dwig drew his revolver and shot the ground three times "CALM DOWN. There will be no robbing my store. If you try, I will have to kill you." Dwig then shot the man in the head with his revolver and tossed him an unkeyed goldmind.

Dwig nodded to Soul. "I can deliver it to you, if you pay half the cost up front" Dwig looked over to the man who had just entered his shop "If you want to discuss a partnership, I need to see your fabrials then. Bring them to any branch and I can be there in three days."

Dwig nodded to soul "In fact I do. When do you need the Aviar?" He saw the person who had just walked in "Ah, hello. I do have some unkeyed steelminds if you want those"

Dwig nodded at the man. "I haveall sorts of Aviar, would you want one for seeing the future. How about enhancing your Investiture. Or maybe one that allows you to be safe from the Surges of others. I have all those and more, just say what you need and I can hook you up"

Dwig nodded at the spike "my good sir, I can get as many Dawnshards as you need. As for you, Soul what you want the Aviar to do depends of the species of said bird. I need to know what you want the Aviar to do before I can get it for you" Dwig looked over to the remains of Gancho. "Ahh long live the sand, Gancho. Long love the sand"

"Perhaps, I may have some. But do you have a permit for those? You know you need a permit from one of the high guilds to use that right?" Dwig looked to the back "I have one or two in my warehouse. But you need to come back with a permit, then we can discuss prices"

"No, you cannot have Odium or Ruin. I apologize, you must misread the sign. It says Shards as in Shardblades." Dwig looks over to Gancho. "sure Piclo, I'll get them right now" Dwig walks into the stockroom and comes back with a cart piled with sandbags. "Five bags of Invested sand. That will be fifteen crysts please" Dwig scowled at Soul. "I am asking, what do you need to do with your bird? I will need to know that before I can help you."

"What do you need? I have several on hand. I can also do a custom order if you need. If you choose a custom order, I will need several days to prepare it"

"I don't sell them. I only sell Invest-drops. Cough drops with tiny gems inside them. They may also be hemalurgicly pierced. Five Crysts per bag"

"Yes, and more. Now, what do you need? Just tell me or look around. If you need a custom order, please write it down and give it to me and I can fulfill it. If you want delivery on another Shardworld within three to eight weeks, tell me when you place your order. You can also pick up your orders on other Shardworlds by coming to the Metallurgy and Investiture branch on that planet."

Dwig scowled at Gancho "I don't have any cough drops. And stop throwing up on my floor." Dwig looked over to the shelves of things "So what do you want. Stormlight to heal? Breaths? Metals, Shards, Aviar, Lifeless?" Dwig waved around "Name any type Investiture and I can get it to you in three to eight weeks, anywhere in the Cosmere."

"My good people, please browse, if you do can not find something, please come to me" Dwig said and sat down

Name: Dwig Jigdens Gender: male Investiture: Duel Twinborn 1. Steel Compounder. 2. Lurcher/Sentry Wielder of Pureblade Weapons: The aforementioned Pureblade (A type IV awakened sword that can be summoned and dismissed) Duel revolvers with hazekiller rounds. Age: 24 Hight: 6.3 Scraridan feet Hair color: Brown Eye color: Green Personality: Witty cynical sarcastic History: Dwig grew up in the Roughs on Scaridial. When he turned 16 he was picked up by a group of traveling arcanists and traveled to all the Shardworlds. After traveling with them for about two years, he broke off and decided to come back to Elendel and set up there. He started the chain shop Metallurgy and Investiture that sells Shards and other things such as Breath. He is an explorer and scientist who has made many discoveries. He designed the summonabbleType IV swords and is currently working on condensing Lerisum from the mist.

Dwig, who had realized the Rhazein was just a figment of his imagination, flipped back around to the alley. "Now this, is somewhere I've been wanting to go for a very long time" Dwig looked around to see all the antics going on. He sees the race and decides to annoy the racers. "Heeey, yall down there. Ya got any alcohol or somtin" Dwig yawned and fell out of the sky, landing softly on the ground

Dwig, who was asleep in an alley, shot awake from his bronze-induced nap. He walked out of the alley and drew his gold and silver revolver from his belt. "well well, looks as if the alley is empty, for now," Dwig tapped his leather bracelet and tapped his boot while waiting. After about ten seconds he dropped a coin and bounded after Rhazein

I had an idea about something like this. What if the silver on Threnody is really aluminum. If the shades are repelled by the "silver" it's fully possible that it could be aluminum.

Why is this so damnation active

Oh great Harmony, look at this. You all should be ashamed, you resurrected an arcane welcome thread. What is your problem

mmm. I'll join up.

Dwig reached into his pocket and pulled out a handful of glass coins "tada, free money"

Dwig begins to wave his arms in strange patterns. As he does this a rift opens in the sky and a whole bunch of rocks and building materials fall out. Some of the rocks lift themselves up to become living statues. The statues begin to assemble as massive tower out of the rocks. As they complete it, they begin to build a path between the tower and the pavilion.

Jaw dropping scale there, also what is this?

"HELL YEAH" Dwig shouted "BRING ME UP"