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Epic
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Yes. Salsa means sauce, and I also enjoy spicy sauces. So yes
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The Last Post Wins!!!!!
old man moomba replied to Vargo Seldon's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
SALSASALSASALSASALSASALSASALSASALSASALSASALSASALSASALSASALSASALSASALSA ALL HAIL SALSA. No problem. -
Do you not like guacamole? Do you like spicy stuff? if you answered yes to either of these questions, then you must should join our cult club. We eat salsa here, made with tomatoes and peppers and other things. NO GUAC ALLOWED.
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HAHA. I AM THE FIRST TO RESPOND. FINALLY. I have nothing to say except Welcome to the Shard.
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ALL HAIL SALSA, ALL HAIL SALSA.
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Rick grinned like crazy, then walked away, tossing the remote from hand to hand. He looked at one of the band islands and shouted, "Play that epic tracks playlist I sent to you." "Alright," said the band leader. "Rick laughed as "He's a Pirate" began to play. Dwig cracked a grin as the band segued into the Pirates of The Caribbean theme. Seems like an apt time for something epic, wouldn't you say" he said to Ciera than, jumped off the edge of the island.
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Rick grew out of the ground next to Hellbent, and plucked the remote out of his pocket. "Boss, I hope you realize that killing him would violate the peace." 'Good job' the voice said ' You may have just saved everyone here'
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The shuttle touched down on the main island, and Dwig stepped out, smiling. His party wasn't destroyed, yet, and he had just gotten word that his sister would be coming. His smile widened, he hadn't seen Ciera in years. He strode over to Hellbent, "Hello, sir, I hope you're finding the party enjoyable" He walked away to get a drink. A gateway opened on the middle of the dance floor, and Ciera walked out, smiling. She hadn't been to any sort of social event in years. She saw Dwig at the bar and ran over. She snuck up behind him and tapped him on the shoulder. He spun around and she danced away. "Ciera, I know you're there." He said, smiling. Ciera smiled and gave him a hug. Dwig got his drink and motioned for her to follow. They walked to a table and sat down, talking.
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YEET Name: Ciera Jigdens Channeller (Gateway and Ter'Angreal talents) Special skills and weapons: Channeler, duh Weakness: Will only fight to protect her friends and ideals Physical characteristics: 5.5, with a slender build, often wears a t-shirt with the symbol for Allomantic tin Family: Dwig's sister, her parents. Home planet: Scadrial History/Biography: Unknown (Will add this later)
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Dwig was having a party, and it would be epic. Everyone was invited and the location was ready. He called a shuttle from the deck of Destiny's Bounty to take him to the location, along with a squad of elites to guard him and to make a grand entrance. Once in the shuttle, he made a few last minute requests to different groups for things. He smiled, today would be a day to be remembered.
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Rick&Co. grew out of the top of the Worldspire next to loc, and Rick tapped it on the shoulder. "Hello, Say hello guys" The voice and that snake said hello. "So, I've heard your insane. Can you tell me what you feel like? You see, I'm trying to figure out if I'm insane and I need input 'cause the voice and the snake say that I'm not, but I'm not so sure" He smiled, "You know, I think we could go into business together, stealing some stuff, eating candy, that sort of thing. What do you think?"
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Dwig made a motion with his hand, signaling the G.U.E.S.S troops to move out. "Pack it up everyone, it looks like our fight is over, for now." Ships started to take off from all over the city, heading back to Destiny's Bounty, Fate's Purpose, and Chance Runner. Dwig ran back to his power armor and donned it. "Goodbye, all. I'll see you at the party." He tapped speed and disappeared. Rick laughed "I'll be back, for that party," The snakes began to disassemble the pillar and take it away. Rick himself walked away and disappeared.
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Rick laughed, "JUST FIGHT ALREADY. You two need to learn some humility." An army of snakes began to lay carpet on the top of the pillar, more snakes started building a windbreak along the sides. "How about that, does that suit your snooty tastes?" Rick asked
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Rick tossed a can full of snakes at the group viewing the plot devices, surprising them. He stole some of the plot devices, then left. Back in his lair, there was that snake. "Did you get the stuff we need?" The snake asked. 'Yup,' the voice in Rick's head responded 'we got the stuff' Rick opened a drawer and pulled out a box of nails. "Few people know that the nails from Metallurgy and Investiture are actually hemelurgic spikes, coated with blood, then with steel, to prevent power leakage" 'Huh,' said the voice 'You're right, I didn't know that' Rick began to nail snakes together, smiling. Once he had made several weird snake things, like snake tentacles, he started nailing Jack heads to the tops of the snake things. "Sneck-o-Jacks," The snake said, "Powered by plot devices, they will link with the Jack-o-Mancers and steal their candy, and their spikes." Rick pulled out some superglue and proceeded to glue the plot devices to the Senck-o-Jacks. He poked each of them in turn and smacked them with a snake, activating them. They launched out into the city, looking for Jack-o-Mancers.
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"Well," Dwig said, "I may have something" He pulled out a pure white sphere and cracked it in half like an egg, revealing a cookie. Dwig ripped the cookie in half and reached inside, grabbing a piece of paper. Reading the words written on it, he began to rip it up, saying "There'll be no more signing, today, or ever again." and tossed the pieces up. They began to melt as they fluttered down, solidifying into a tophat. Dwig reached deep into the hat pulling out a strange object. It looked like a Portal Stone, with a satellite dish bolted to the top and several computer and car components taped ton the bottom. "This will telepport us to a safe locationfor a duel. The square will come as well and it will pull any destroyed components from a mirror of the Alley to fix them."
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Rick, his snake, all the other snakes, and the voice in Rick's head all wandered over to the stange group. "Hello, do you know if I'm insane?" Rick asked "He is totally not insane" the snake said. 'nope, you wouldn't think like that if youb were' The voice said. "Well well, it seems our little party gets better every second" Dwig said, striding up. "Mac, a little music if you wouldn't mind" The power armor opened up, revealing Dwig, wearing G.U.E.S.S fatigues.
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Rick crept into the DA lab and picked up the Jack heads, then dissappeared.
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Rick was alive, he walked out of nowhere and into the square. Nowhere was nowhere near the square, but the Alley's provided. He pulled out a potato and stabbed a spike into it. It turned into an origami Mistbeaver. Rick shook the Mistbeaver out, and it transformed into a flip phone that had been duct taped to a black cube. He hit the phone with a snake and threw it at the ground. The ground smiled, then spat out a snake. "WHAT, I DON'T NEED A SNAKE" Rick yelled at the ground The snake frowned "You don't want me" 'YES WE WANT YOU COME WIF US' the voice inside his head yelled We? Rick thought. "Oh, so you do want me," the snake said. 'ya okay come wif us' The three of them walked towards the center of the square.
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The doctor stood, looking over his really big pile of candy. No one will ever steal this he thought. Then Rick was there, eating all the candy. His snakes were having some as well. Rick pulled out a black box duck taped to a flip phone. He opened the phone and a ton of snakes flew out. He dialed 111111111111111. "Hello loc, have some candy."
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Dwig finished nailing the sign to the wall in front of the building. "Well, this should help recruitment," He said before walking inside.
