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  1. Dwig nodded and snapped his fingers, causing all of the islands to fall to the ground. A gateway opened beneath Dwig, Ciera, and Hellbent, taking them back to the alley.
  2. Rick sighed, "Well, I guess I'll follow that crazy bastard. Seems like my type, since I myself am a crazy bastard. I do need to continue my research, though. Farewell, all" He raised his arms and a beam of light warped him away.
  3. Rick nodded, "what do you need"
  4. Rick looked up "YO, Who did that"
  5. Rick grew out of the ground nearby and walked up to the little group, "Hello, all. If you don't know me, I am called Rick, and this is the snake, Branden. Say hello Branden" The snake glared at Rick balefully, "Fine," the snake said, "Hello." Rick smiled, "Now that you know me, what do you need. I'll see if I can help"
  6. Full Feruchemist and Surges of Strong Axial Connection and Gravitation.
  7. Hello, and welcome to the Shard. Which Sanderson books have you read?
  8. Rick walked into Alley 72572. 'wait, isn't this the alley where the salsa research is' Rick winced as the fourth wall broke, "Yes, and I was trying to avoid thinking about that, as that's an OOC thread" The mimes repairing the fourth wall scowled in Rick's direction as it shattered again. "Sorry guys, ignore me and the voice." Rick opened the door in the ground and jumped through, falling into the Salsa Club's meeting room. He quickly pulled out the Time Recorder and pressed rewind. Ten Seconds Ago "You know, I always wondered about the record button on that does," The snake said. Rick looked at the snake. "You need a name, you shall be called Banden from this day forth" "Kay," said the snake. Just then, the gravity in Alley 72472 changed and the three of them fell into the God Weapon Research Lab. "Hello," called one of the scientists cheerfully, wielding a glowing sword, "Good to see you, Rick" Rick walked into the center of the lab, where eight swords were placed point down in eight altars. The scientist placed the ninth sword into its altar and walked to a control panel. Researchers began to run about the lab, preparing for the activation. Later The central altar began to glow with power, charging with saidin and Spiritual energy. The energy began to take shape, forming into a massive sword. The sword darkened, sucking in the light around it. "It's drawing too much power, activate the Spiritual Dampeners!" a scientist yelled. The glow began to dissipate, leaving the sword. Rick walked up to the altar and pulled the sword out. He gasped, so much power, he could level a city with this weapon. He smiled and slammed the sword into the ground, teleporting away. .
  9. Great, if you need me, you can find me in Alley 72572.
  10. Rick jumped off of the small floating island he was riding on, landed on a tree and stood up. He grabbed a snake, shook it, and snapped it like a whip. A piece of molding fell out. Rick grabbed it, pulled out a hammer, and nailed it with several nails. The molding grew into a doorway, then the door opened, admitting a group of people. Rick smiled, his group was here, and they would terrorize the tourists.
  11. "Gah, the man yowled," The man said, and unslung what looked like a sniper rifle from his back. He loaded a tiny container of Tabasco into it and fired at the shield, breaking it with the power of spicy stuff.
  12. Dwig scowled at the band, "WHO SAID YOU COULD PLAY CARELESS WHISPER. KNOCK IT OFF, PLAY RUBBERBAND MAN" Dwig smiled and tapped his foot, singing along.
  13. "Hmm," the man tapped his chin for a few seconds, then pulled out a bowl. He whispered into the bowl, "Todos granizo salsa" then pointed it at the guac ocean. Salsa began to flow out of the bowl in a trickle, then a flood, swamping the guac and covering the ocean with red spicy goodness.
  14. The man surfaced, wearing a bandolier with salsa jars on it. He pulled out what looked like a jelly gun, but loaded with a salsa jar instead of jelly. He aimed and fired into the ocean, yelling "TODOS GRANIZO SALSA, HERETIC"
  15. A man ran past, throwing salsa everywhere, then jumping into the ocean.
  16. Hmm, I have a project that might interest the denizens. It's salsa with tiny spikes that make you like salsa more. It will also be adapted for guacamole, to convert those goons who like guac.
  17. Rick came back to the worldspire and saw that loc was gone. He frowned "Well," he said, "Any idea where it could be?" the snake looked at him "Nope, I can't sense him anywhere" "Well, then, I guess we could wait for loc to come back." He sat down, a chair made out of snakes forming beneath him. He pulled the remote out of his pocket and tossed it up and down. Dwig sailed down, and fell through a gateway and came sailing out of another gateway pointed horizontally. He crashed into Dusk. "hey buddy, good to be seeing eye to eye, for once." He laughed. Ciera walked out of another gateway nearby, smiling. "Something dramatic, he says. If I hadn't put a gateway under you, you would have landed on the band. So of course, if I hadn't done that, you would have crushed the musicians, causing the music to stop playing, meaning that you wouldn't have jumped. And if you hadn't umped, then you wouldn't have crushed the musicians"
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