Observer

Just start posting any time. Get to know the rules, understand the game, and then from there you can start taking turns any time you like.

Ugh, they've learned how to alter fonts and sizes. Also, take a look at this fun little snippet about the services their "wise men" offer to help you get your love back: And Others Make An Image And Pick It With Pins Yup, straight up voodoo murder is what they're offering now. Also, they've started posting six hours later instead of their usual time. Very odd.

Kelsier 27 Miles 8 Ferring 0 I don't normally do this, but let's just end this quickly.

Well, if that's the only mistake I'm going to make I'll take it and run with it. Off to find out What Happened.

Alright, been a while since I've done anything Tamriel, so this might need some fact-checking. For now, here we are. Name: Dar'Omnir Race: Ohmes Khajiit Age: 27 (IIRC, Khajiit generally die around age 60. This sound about right?) Job: Assassin and Scammer Skills: 1-handed (Short Sword/Knives), Stealth, Security, Acrobatics, Alchemy ,Marksmanship, Speechcraft Appearance: Dar'Omnir looks very similar to a Wood Elf, with sandy brown hair and slightly feline features. He's short, even for his kind, but manages to make it look imposing regardless with an obviously enchanted bow and a large array of bladed weapons. He has taken a few measures to distract attention from his clouded eye, but it can still be seen by the observant. Backstory: Dar'Omnir was obviously raised by his parents for at least a while, but cannot remember anything about them. As far as he's concerned, he was always out on the streets, scamming and killing for a living. After a few successful hits, he found himself rather wealthy, but found the drive to kill and plunder never quite faded. Inevitably, after killing a few of those who would not be missed, just to prove that he still could, Dar'Omnir moved on to a larger target. It was during this job that he had his encounter with the Dark Brotherhood, and it was also during that job that a bit of unexpected resistance ruined his left eye, clouding it over to the point of near-uselessness. To the present day, Dar'Omnir has been a member of the Dark Brotherhood, though generally kept at arm's length due to bursts of overzealousness and tendency to harm more than just the hit. Princes: Boethiah and Nocturnal Guild: Dark Brotherhood

Kelsier 28 SO BE IT Miles 9 Ferring 3 Kill it quickly so we can turn this into an easy 1 vs 1.

What we need now is to decide if the initial quest is a heist, a kill, a fetch, or whatever. From there we can figure out what our odd mix of people is doing working the same-ish job.. (This of course assuming we'd find it a million times easier to all work on one quest, rather than lots of different ones. That's what we're doing, afaik.)

I won't be playing a pickpocket, but I'm technically still a rogue. Count enough for you? Also, I probably won't be able to join until it's already started. Leave a spot open for me?

Kelsier 28 You cannot kill Hope. Miles 11 Ferring 4

Obviously we should do A Night to Remember EDIT: I was joking. Please do not take this post seriously.

The more research I do into these spambots of Hoid, the more horrific they look. For one, they ambiguously advertise being able to teach you black magic to "get rid of" your enemies. They're also advertising a form of yoga that is a little creepy. With info painstakingly retrieved from a 4 minute Google search, it appears to be a form of "yoga" that allows you to cause excruciating pain to an individual or a group of people through the use of magic. Combines with the above statement they've made, they're basically saying they'll tell you how to remotely torture the people you don't like, just for kicks and giggles. There are so many things wrong with this. Also if I keep going back and forth between joking and pointing out how scary these bots are, the mood whiplash might kill somebody.

Kelsier 30 Miles 11 Ferring 6

Time taken: 10 minutes Sense made: 0 Mission accomplished.

Guys.....I just figured something out. Something terrible. These bots specialize in spam. Spam shares a definition with a type of meat. Sharing is caring, and caring is a form of kindness, which is one of the seven heavenly virtues. The counterpart to kindness is the sin Envy, and Envy is a homunculus that can change its shape at will. You know what else can change its shape at will? A Kandra. The kandra take over and replace people to act as spies, and spies are the one of the only two units that can defeat a 10 in Stratego. Stratego is a turn-based strategy board game, just like Chess and Checkers. Chess and Checkers both start with C, and C is for cookie, which is good enough for most people. But I'm not done yet. Cookies are codeword for spikes on the 17th Shard, Spikes are used to create an Inquisitor in the Mistborn books. Mistborn was published in 2006, and has two more trilogies left. Two trilogies is 2 x 3 = 6 = 2006, You know what else remains yet unpublished and has to do with the number three? The third Stormlight Archive book is what. You know when the first Stormlight Archive book came out? 2010. You know what the arc-number in that series is? 10! Coincidence? I THINK NOT! You know what character featuring in that series has a lot to do with coincidences? Hoid. You know what his books are called? Dragonsteel. Steel is a metal in the Mistborn series, and Dragons are hinted at in the Way of Kings. It all fits together. It all points in one unified direction. This logic is unassailable. The spambots. Are Hoid.

Boethiah and/or Nocturnal are my protection against really crappy luck in the darkness. I'm still not devoted enough to sell my soul, however. Nothing good ever comes of that.

Guys, I don't know how long this will last, and I'm not sure if anybody actually believed it would happen. But I have some great news for you all. KoboldKing now has only the third most reputation on this site. Peter is back in second. I repeat, Peter has overtaken Kobold and now holds his rightful place at second. Let's keep it this way, 'kay?

I've downvoted the Voidbringer quite a bit, as well as upvoted Peter. The distance between them is now just a little over 200.

I AM OFFEND. Assuming I can get anything together, I'm going assassin all out.

Try Forging away your capacity to do so. Make a Stamp of enormous power, turn your Lerasium into coal and then burn it. Break your hand and arm in multiple places to allow you to Soulcast your Soulcaster into fire.

Is this a bad time to mention that watching this mess has been my humorous way of killing time for a while now? I'd have joined, but I'm a little too involved to be Hoid-like most of the time.

I will sacrifice the present for the sake of the future, I will use today to make a better tomorrow. I will reinforce through opposition, I will destroy to uphold. And if we're really going to get into evil oaths, I might as well dwell on the fact that Sloth is definitely my sin. I will not avert my eyes, I will record history in the making. I will not ignore the past, I will remember the mistakes long forgotten. I will not do anything to help, even knowing it to be right.

Am I the only one really disturbed by what's being advertised here? Vashikaran, so far as I've gathered, is a form of magic used for controlling the mind and body of another person. This is being advertised as a way to either find or reclaim your love. Controlling somebody to get what you want out of them. That's what they're offering us. I think there's a word for that. It's called, as I recall, "rape".

Wouldn't the Ferring be at 10 now?

No idea, I've seen it done it two separate games, and I'm not sure if Left had anything to say on the matter. For now, I'll assume it's a problem and edit my post.

Kelsier 30 Miles 13 Ferring 9