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xinoehp512

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  1. Bacon raised an eyebrow. "No friendship? What am I, chopped liver?"
  2. "Factually correct!" said Bacon, transforming into a set of Escher stairs temporarily for emphasis.
  3. Bacon sniffed. "Oh, and puns are so much better?" He sighed theatrically. "I suppose love really is blind..."
  4. Bacon gasped, music screeching to a halt. "No! Say it isn't so!"
  5. Bacon allowed the guitar to continue to play, releasing it to float in midair. "Let me demonstrate TRUE humor," he declared. Then he began to play the whoopee cushions. "Hey! I'll have you know that usually brings the house down! Pianos are very large, after all... I tend to take out at least one wall."
  6. "I'm the only sane one," muttered Bacon. Tease her... How?
  7. Bacon sniffed, then pulled out a guitar and started playing In the Hall of the Mountain King.
  8. Bacon turned all the plants Shoe was sitting on into thistles in revenge.
  9. "If I get infected with punniness, I'm blaming you."
  10. Bacon groaned. "Is this revenge for the castle thing?"
  11. Bacon decided to Narrate a bunch of blueberries. Because he couldn't think of any puns that could be made with blueberry.
  12. "No one appreciates nonsense humor anymore," grumbled Bacon. "You walk in a room juggling pianos, and no one says an eye!"
  13. Bacon wished that Shoe could talk so that he could threaten to gag him.
  14. "Oh, come on!" exclaimed Bacon. "That's what makes you fall to pieces? A few terrible puns?"
  15. Bacon attempted to disguise his interest in Beosta's response to Shoe's offer by creating a few small berry bushes around the area.
  16. Bacon made some flowers too, just for the heck of it.
  17. "Well," said Bacon after a pause, "if you aren't going to let me put your homeworld on the to-visit list... How about you suggest somewhere else? Where would you like to go?"
  18. "It'd be new to us! And how can it be boring? It has fancy colorful stars!"
  19. Bacon blinked. "Why not? Visiting new places is fun!"
  20. Does this mean... plot? "Well, I haven't seen any signs of her chasing us! Not that she would, I don't think. She's much more likely to reinforce her stronghold then come after us herself. Outside of her home, we might actually stand a chance of beating her!" "Sounds fancy! We'll have to put your world on the to-visit list." "Say, Natsu," said Bacon, "where is this friend of yours? I thought you said that he'd be here?"
  21. "No clue! I haven't noticed anything, at least. I imagine if she wanted to stop us, she would simply increase her defenses instead of chasing us down, so I'm not too worried."
  22. "That does sound more interesting than all the same color. We'll have to put your world on our 'places to visit' list." "Hey, Natsu- is your friend around?"
  23. "What color are the stars in your world?" asked Bacon.
  24. "Hey, those ones are red," pointed out Bacon. "There's some color for you."
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