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    "It most certainly was," said Jared. "I don't know what you're talking about. Regardless, you need to get out. Only authorized personnel can be here." "Tom told us a little about it," said Xino. "He said it was the space that universes existed within, the fabric that held them together. Or something like that." He shook his head. "Anyways, the point of him telling about it was to explain why he couldn't use it to bridge the gap between the split realities. So that still wouldn't explain how you got here."
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    But only on the 31st of November.
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    So they had to get creative.
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    They had to host a bake sale to pay for it all.
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    "Before what?" said Jared, confused. "This facility has been filled for the past three thousand years." "Different sides?" said Xino. "I wasn't aware there were more than two..."
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    Causing the necessitation of a horrendous expenditure on cleaning supplies.
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    The Dim Alley raised an objection.
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    Specifically, the souls of innocents.
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    They were ridiculously overpriced.
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    So now he had to get new tentacles.
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    And dented his shell.
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    Dr Who Octopus, however, was annoyed.
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    That sprinkled glitter everywhere.
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    So it burped rainbows.
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    Where they lived happily until the day they died.
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    But eventually achieved acceptance.
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    Carrot extractor kit in hand.
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    That was, until something drastic happened.
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    But as that might poison the carrots, it was shot down.
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    The carrots, however, were beginning to be a problem.
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    Because vines were filling his lungs.
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    They gifted him with potatoes made of gold.
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    Apparently Darson’s guards were chosen from among his ranks of hazekillers- guards specially trained to deal with Metalborn. He had assured Neru that he could personally vouch for the loyalty of each and every one. Neru wasn’t a hazekiller. He was a Metalborn himself. I wonder if Darson would let me be a personal guard if I were a hazekiller… he thought, slowly scratching some dirt from under his fingernail. Darson would probably tell him that he should be grateful for the abilities that he had. Talk about how they set him apart from normal citizens. He could be that way, sometimes. Except that Neru didn’t feel any different. Of course, he didn’t know how other people felt, so maybe Darson was right. But even so, he had a sneaking worry that he wasn’t any better. That he couldn’t live up to the vision that his uncle seemed to have for him. He tried to put his worries out of his mind and focus on the party. His tin-enhanced ears could hear many conversations going on throughout the room. Nothing he heard sounded suspicious- at least, not to him. He wasn’t sure what exactly he needed to be listening for.
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    Dr Who Octopus planted it to ensure a spud monopoly.
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    And then a potato.
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