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Tournament: Cosmere Character Roast Battles
Personification replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Finally, I am finished:- 2784 replies
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Personification replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I might have to push back my rewrite to tomorrow, because the Coppermind articles on Silence and her grandmother are woefully small and I will have to reread SfSitFoH to be able to properly write this roast.- 2784 replies
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Personification replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I haven't read them yet or voted, so I might get to be the tiebreaker. (I have so much POWER!)- 2784 replies
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Personification replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Somehow I read Silence as Spensa and thought I was against Becca Nightshade, so now I have to rewrite everything. The correct roast will be up tomorrow. Unless @Fezzik feels like switching.- 2784 replies
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Personification replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Well, I can finally strike absolutely decimating a psychic octogenarian in a rap battle in the voice of a magical horse off of my bucket list. EDIT: If you didn't see below, I accidentally roasted the wrong grandmother. Oops.- 2784 replies
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Personification replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Yeah, I was also going to do a song, but then I couldn't think of one that would fit the tone and style right, so I will just be using a fairly basic rhyme scheme and loose meter. I do intend to eventually get a song version.- 2784 replies
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Shardcast: Who's That Cosmere Character 3, Off the Rails Edition
Personification commented on Chaos's article in Shardcast
For the record, Hoid refers to the ghost he is using as a raft as Spanky. Apparently, Spanky's parents were happily married. -
I don't believe so. Princes modifies Unmade. The Unmade are princes of the voidbringers; Re-Shephir is one of them
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OK, now it makes sense.
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All credit for this goes to @Ghanderflaffle's SA4 countdown clock and my accidental good timing. And, I guess, the fact that I am current in WoR in my reread. ...Death Follows. EDIT: Apparently, the picture deleted itself. Twice.
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The Overlady Reads Edgedancer!
Personification commented on Overlord Jebus's article in Columns and Features
These are my favorite things! I do have ten nitpicks, though: Neither the shardfork nor the Lie of the Tenth Pancake were mentioned. Not all orders have exactly five oaths. Lightweavers explicitly have an undefined number that is usually greater than five, depending on how much therapy they need. Shallan was about 11 when she killed her mother. It happened within months of the killing of Gavilar (possibly the same day, but unlikely). You never mentioned the tenth pancake. It was known when Edgedancer came out that both Ym and the Stump were Truthwatchers, because they both had progression and neither were Edgedancers. The way that Lift figured out that Nin-son-God wouldn't kill her if she was pardoned is that he punished his henchmen for stabbing Gawx without a warrant. YOU NEVER MENTIONED THE TENTH PANCAKE! Wyndle almost explicitly says that Lift's boon was actually granted by Cultivation herself, not by the Nightwatcher. As far as we know, the Nightwatcher cannot on her own grant boons that are different from what the person asked for, though if she is incapable of granting what the wisher asks she will try to suggest a different boon unless Cultivation steps in. We also learn that Lift has an uncanny ability to pick up slang and new language, which may or may not be related to her powers (the fact that it is pointed out to the reader in-character implies that it is important). There is no tenth nitpick. It is actually a metaphor for the incompleteness of true pedantry.- 2 comments
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Personification replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
@Ghanderflaffle, put me down as Gallant the Ryshadium. Also, I want to reiterate that I won't be able to go against anyone who isn't in the Cosmere or Cytoverse.- 2784 replies
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Personification replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Can you ping me next week to do it?- 2784 replies
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Personification replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Thanks. I think I will join in, but with the stipulation that I can't talk about anyone from outside of the Cosmere or the Cytoverse and that I have to wait until next week to participate.- 2784 replies
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Personification replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I have been summoned! What's going on here and how can I be apart of it but maybe not depending on if I have time? To clarify, if I do have time I'm sure I'd love to participate. Also, I haven't posted any new parodies in over a year (though I keep meaning to), I don't know if I still qualify as a bard...- 2784 replies
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Sazed's focus on protecting the past and on prophecy is very green. For kandra, I would say they are W/B, and in general not very blue. As a group they are mercenary loners (B) who live by a very strict code and adhere to contracts (W). Also, while shapeshifting is blue, transforming into a card in a graveyard (which is closer to what they actually do) is definitely in black's color pie.
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I'd put Vin as Mardu base white, with early book 1 Vin as mono-black, Sazed as Bant, and Spook as Orzhov. Allrianne is mono-red.
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Happy Yargle Day!
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*15 minute convoluted explanation of how, while somewhat arbitrary, the rules are internally consistent within the movie* And I mean that unironically.
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I mean, also just 90% of genre fiction with a mentor figure.
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This lie is pleasing to us... Also, welcome to the Shard!
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The Overlady Reads Words of Radiance, Parts 1&2
Personification commented on Overlord Jebus's article in Columns and Features
In fairness, all lullabies are terrifying, even in the real world. -
In like 3 decades (yes, I know that that is an optimistic figure), when the SA TV series is finished, I can't wait for the "Every Prologue Scene Supercut" videos.
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Arguably also applies to Secret History.
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The Overlady Reads Warbreaker!
Personification commented on Overlord Jebus's article in Columns and Features
Out of curiosity, when is the next one?
