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  1. GeneralHZRD
    “Are those my long lost sisters brownies?” Brian asked Byron.
  2. GeneralHZRD
    Um, I think you mean, “post repeatedly or in a quick manner.” We do not *spam*
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    I’ve recently been dabbling in limericks. untitled (by me) Here’s a look in my head. As I sit here bored eating bread. There are things I could do And few things I should do. But I wrote a few limericks instead. My Pen (by me) I put my pen to a page. And write what I wish I could wish. A thousand thoughts Run through my head. As I see what I drew was a fish. A girl from Cancún (by me) There once was a girl from Cancún Who ate all her food with a spoon. She ate straight from the pot And spilled quite a lot. And looked just a tad like a loon. also, I post my poetry over on my writing Instagram in case anyone’s interested. @start_with_words
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    I’m not really able to help that much seeing as I am currently posting on both topics. Lol
  5. GeneralHZRD
    Byron, his long lost sister’s cousin.
  6. GeneralHZRD
    That’s quitter talk. We got this.
  7. GeneralHZRD
    It all started at about 4:28pm on his 22nd birthday.
  8. GeneralHZRD
    He was also, as afore mentioned, flirty.
  9. GeneralHZRD
    Except for Brian, he’ll be named.
  10. GeneralHZRD
    I’ll just win for now...
  11. GeneralHZRD
    And the flirty.
  12. GeneralHZRD
    How about we have a pizza party!
  13. GeneralHZRD
    *Dances* (*there’s no music*) edit: turns out there is music.
  14. GeneralHZRD
    I have now temporarily won!
  15. GeneralHZRD
    A delicious potato. Possibly the best potato known to mankind. He almost felt sad that no one else would ever eat a potato that could compare to his.
  16. GeneralHZRD
    *loses* hahaha, wait...
  17. GeneralHZRD
    She laughed until she died again.
  18. GeneralHZRD
    In my experience, the worth is calculated by taking the ingredients, the method of cooking, and random opinion from a guy named Brian, and running them through an advance algorithm that determines the likelihood of the noodles being prepared with a white sauce as opposed to other kinds. Then all you have to do is extrapolate the worth from the data by using a simple method known by the acronym: S.T.I.C.K. Simplicity, Taste, Inspiration, Color, and Kinetic potential.
  19. GeneralHZRD
    *ehh*
  20. GeneralHZRD
    Nine stood to his left.
  21. GeneralHZRD
    But Weapon didn’t want assistance, Weapon wanted a cookie.
  22. GeneralHZRD
    Don’t see why not.
  23. GeneralHZRD
    “But you could be a stick” the narrator said.
  24. GeneralHZRD
    Bought it.
  25. GeneralHZRD
    Into a wall.
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