Voidus

Hemalurgic spikes can steal nearly anything, although in this case it does go against the very essence of Endowments magic so it might not be able to but I still think it would.

I'd keep the healing, enhanced reflexes and speed border on precog powers anyway but they're not quite as foolproof so they're not a PI.

I don't know how realistic giving anyone multiple PIs is, prof is stated to be unique in this regard and even he only has two, one incomplete. You've given Pan Precog, Healing and enhanced body abilities as well as gifting and a slew of other abilities.

I would like to point out that nearly half our Valentines ships involved dinosaurs. I'm not sure whether this is awesome or disturbing. Probably both.

You'd still get the bullet bending effects of the bubble so it'd still be pretty useful.

Granted. You are now a Tardigrade. I wish that I could find the remote.

Granted. It's the best strawberry smoothie in the entire world. But you just lost your sense of taste. Granted. You had them. But then they were all destroyed as your room caught fire. I wish that it was snowing here.

kyuubi released for Vin freeing Ruin from the WoA.

awww. Totes adorbs.

They're somewhat different things, I wouldn't call them completely different. Burger flippers and astronauts are completely different.

Voidus appeared from a shadowy corner as the scene unfolded, he walked over to Snoopy and gave him a sympathetic pat on the back. "You might want to work on your Soothing abilities a bit, comes in handy in awkward situations. Or of course you can just do this." Voidus pulled a small piece of Aonic jewelery from a pocket and tapped one of the mysterious symbols, vanishing into shadowy mist.

"I'll Alan you the details" Is what I'm sure the person who hypothetically made such a PM would say.

Man that was a crazy weekend. It is a shame isn't it? It would be great if, just hypothetically, there were secret PMs trying to make this happen.

Granted. The only Kobold Kings who respond to your communications are sociopaths who won't stop making jokes about badminton. I wish for veto power over all of Nightwatcher's banes.

Hey Kobold... Just as a complete hypothetical that is definitely nothing to worry about, if one wanted to get a 9 metre long Allosaurus Warrior drunk, how would they go about that? And how effective would it be?

It would explain a lot, have you ever looked inside a watch? There's some kind of magic wizardry going on there..

A team!? But then they might be powerful enough to extract the DNA from that most powerful of Epics... Metronome!

I got you covered.

Well purely for homage reasons then she needs boots that can absorb the impact of any fall.

So a 60 year old grandma who goes around stealing blood from living Epics without being noticed and has a portal gun? Someone needs to pitch this to Hollywood. I have a bunch of tech ideas from working on PP's backstory if you're interested?

That is an awesome idea for a character.

Granted, you are instead controlled by his brother, also a clown but one who only speaks in limericks. I wish I had perfect recall.

Stupid* meanieface full of lame?

Calamity's Cupcakes sounds like the kind of curse Hogwarts students would use if they lived in the Reckonerverse.

Team leader: The Blackthorn, Dalinar Kholin. A strong sense of morality and leadership combined with his military knowledge and experience in surviving against the odds would ensure our teams solidarity and victory. Also having either a Surgebinder or Shardbearer depending upon the time would be nice. Brawler: The Hulk. Do I even need to say why? Weapons Expert: Garet Jax (The Weapons Master) From Shannara. Despite having no supernatural powers he is a total badchull that defeats everything that comes his way. Brains: kisuke urahara from Bleach. As well as being a total powerhouse that could easily fill the role of either weapons expert or brawler Kisuke is one of the smartest members of the Bleach universe, manipulating everything behind the scenes and always staying 1 step ahead. Medic: Orihime Innoue also from Bleach. She's got defensive abilities to protect herself so no need to devote manpower to guarding the medic plus she's fully capable of resurrecting the dead in non-zombie form. Speed fighter: Ruby Rose from RWBY. A bit less experienced than one might prefer but her levity would be of great use for morale in a zombie apocalypse and her speed is nothing to be sneezed at. Mascot: Pikachu. Because Pikachu. That is all. Guy Who Dies First: Sadeas. No explanation is necessary here.