Rebecca

Welcome to the Shard! That was a wonderful intro. Can’t wait to get to know you. Have an upvote, and Happy reading. Who’s your favorite of Sanderson’s characters.

Welcome to the Shard. We’re glad to have you here. Have an upvote and Happy reading. Who’s you favorite Brandon Sanderson character?

Okay, first off, I’m dying. You changed your username to the Returned name I gave you? This is hilarious. Second, I’ll actually talk about what this topic is about. Okay, so I know someone who doesn’t like Brandon’s books, and I’ve asked him why and he kind of just told me “I just don’t like his writing style,” or something along those lines. And I always wondered what it was he didn’t like about it (I don’t know him very well, and we don’t talk often, so I never really got a chance to ask). And these are some really good explanations you have. It could very well be for one of these reasons that he doesn’t like Sanderson books.

Awesome! Hero of Ages is a good one. And yes, your spoiler works just fine.

Hello, and welcome to the Shard. Have an upvote, and Happy reading. Who’s you favorite Brandon Sanderson character? Also, I love your username.

Welcome to the Shard! We’re glad to have you here. Have an upvote, and Happy reading. What’s your favorite of Brandon Sanderson’s books so far?

Granted, but you can’t eat it. I wish for hair like Rapunzel’s.

I’m confused... Dalinar?

You guys need to stop destroying my dreams. Granted, but in doing so, you now are named by him. Your new name is Darkwalker. I wish Itiah and I could both just eat tacos together in peace!

When you get very sad when you find out your one cousin who reads BS might not be at the family reunion this year. And the next one is in two years. I won’t get to talk to him about OB. I’m so sad. (We need a crying emoji. I would totally use it right now.) Also, my brother learned how to make these origami bookmarks at school, and this is what the one he made yesterday looked like... Then he came home today with this one, and said “I made one to fit The Way of Kings!” Here it is next to the other one for size comparison. When you are taking this personality type quiz, and it says, “I get to spend time in a shared activity...” but you read it as “I get to spend time on the shard...” and your like, oh yeah definitely that one. When you walk into class at school and see “cookie surges” written on the board, and start contemplating what that could mean. It didn’t actually say that, but that’s what it looked like, and I still have no idea what it actually said.

Hey @Spaceater! Glad to have you on the shard with us.

This makes me so sad..... Granted, but you cannot use this investiture in any way. I wish for a Mistborn llama.

Right here.

Granted, but you now have a chull that follows you everywhere. I wish that I could buy @I think I am here. a taco.

And yet another of Bob’s glorious ideas is to use the word glorious in every sentence.

My name is Inigo Montoya Kaladin Stormblessed, you killed my father murdered my friends, branded me a slave, and stole my shards, prepare to die! When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Edit: 401st post! Wonder what my 400th was...

How much wood Stormlight could a woodchuck Lighteyes chuck suck in if a woodchuck Lighteyes could chuck suck in wood Stormlight. The lady couldn’t stand being around Frank because he was such a rude person.

Wax

It was the most terrible, awful, appalling, frightful, hideous, and ghastly sight ever.

But then some chouta falls from the sky and into Butt’s lap, and he stops crying because he isn’t sad anymore because he has chouta.

I am now a Bloodsealer! Muahahaha.

Wayne

Maybe Siri?

Yes! You are welcome to go now, if you’d like.