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@podman36 Actually, he was in front of the apples, and I was the last person in line. But I really like the way you put that.

When you dream that Brandon came to your school and did a signing in the office. Then I was late, but I found an envelope that had a note in it that told me to go to the library. I went and he was there, so I got all my books signed, and it was AWESOME. This is the fourth dream I've had where I met him. The first time, I drempt it was a normal signing. Second time, I was in his house for some reason. Third time, there was a signing in the Walmart produce section. My mind is a strange place.

When you are driving through the salt flats in Utah, and you drive through the mist for about an hour. Then you look at the sun, and your first thought is, "Shadesmar!" I was also listening to the WoR audiobook at the point where Jasnah was lecturing Shallan about Shadesmar, so that had something to do with that thought...

I am currently reading WoR for the fourth time, and I am thinking less about the storyline, and more about the Cosmere, and how Roshar fits into all of this. I thought about this at one point, as Jasnah said that seeing the future is of the voidbringers. Or Odium. Ruin's body is Atium, a metal that allows certain Allomancers to see a very short way into the future. I feel like this is very important, but I don't know how.

When you are on here on Christmas.

I am confused...

But just think about it... My reasons for saying that: Kaladin is a Windrunner. That's the way the text goes.

*applauds* That was beautiful!

This isn't mine, but it's pretty great: Exact same situation here: (And it's supposed to be landscape...)

When you buy two more copies of tWoK, and a copy of tFE for Christmas presents.

When, in Tae-Kwon-Do, you are doing patterns, (a sequence of kicks, punches, blocks, and stuff like that.) And one of them is called Palgay Chill Chung, and you deep hearing it as Palgay chull dung.

When you and two other Sanderfans are celebrating Koloss Head-Munching day by bringing lots of sugar to school, and completely needing out before school starts. And we have lots of extra candy from decorating gingerbread houses.

When you have to do a project on a book for English, (I couldn't do a plain book report, for some unknown reason) caller Character in a Bottle, and you choose to write your paper on Kaladin. Then I decorated a jar like Kaladin. Syl, spear, brands, and Bridge Four patch included.

Or the next book will appear on your bookshelf.

I agree south that also...

When for getting one of your friends tFE, and another tWoK for Christmas.

124. When you know that off the top of your head. That's including the prologue and epilogue.

When in math your teacher is talking about the plural for axis, (axes) and all you can think of is Axies the collector.

When your dad asks you if you know what divinity is, (the candy stuff) and your first three thoughts are: Adonalsium A shard A returned The Heralds

When you know that Hoid's favorite food is bacon.

When you spend several hours discussing Cosmere stuff with @Vashakh Sadeas over Hangouts. He is the only person other than @LionTale_Writer who will do that with me! @Cel and I just make random references to books. And Hamilton. And Studio C. And I'll stop now. Who new theorizing could be so much fun? Especially with the duck references. Lightbulb! Invested unicorns.

I love those movies... But I've only read the Hobbit and the Fellowship of the Ring so far, even though I own all four.

I have wanted to be an author since third grade, when I discovered my love for reading. Sanderson has inspired me even more to pursue that goal, even though some other people I know think that it is pointless. Just by reading his books I have become a better writer, and his lectures on YouTube and Writing Excuses have helped a lot as well. He has made me look at life in a whole new way. When I read now, I think about how the author is putting the book together, and I can spot so many holes in them now. I used to daydream about being a Demigod, or a witch, or a caretaker of a magical reserve, but now, I seriously think, would I actually be able to handle it? But I'd never know until I actually experienced it. (Also, the Inkheart trilogy really nugged me in thinking that way as well. They are all really good books). I am way way way way obsessed with three things: The Cosmere The fantasy genre in general Writing Sanderson is solely responsible for the first, obviously. (But the one who introduced me to his books was @LionTale_Writer). And he is very largely responsible for three. My third grade teacher is responsible for two. I also have a lot more friends now! I am very socially awkward, and have trouble finding people who actually want to get to know me. But through this site, I have gained a lot more friends. The truth of it is, I have more friends on here than I do from school or stuff. Then there's fictional characters... You can never feel unloved or excluded or ignored in a book. You always have friends, and a place. Readers are never alone. And Sanderson's characters are just so complex, and real, with real feelings, and reactions, it's hard to feel alone. My Leadership teacher actually called the counselor the other day because I wasn't really taking much in class, or anything like that. I prefer places of fiction to the real world, and the Cosmere is always right there, waiting for me with open arms. I tend to daydream a lot... I'm also an insane Sanderfan now, and I have been since the day I finished tWoK. I still have the receipt from when I purchased my first copy from one of the three B&N in Salt Lake City. I started reading it about mid-April. And now, here I am.

Do you mean that you don't like them as a person, or that they were just written poorly? 'Cause there is a difference...